Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 5950 Mister Blue Sky, 28, c (320 G, 1.3 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6115 Vince Gilligan, 28, 2b (290 G, 4.9 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5379 Amy Farrah Fowler, 33, 3b (596 G, -0.9 DR/40, 10.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5448 Noodle, 31, 3b (456 G, 0.5 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6203 Robert Patrick, 26, 3b (259 G, 2.9 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5751 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., 30, ss (437 G, 4.7 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5698 Erin Burnett, 31, ss (395 G, 1.3 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5794 Michael Landon, 29, lf (411 G, 1.6 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6553 Jason Ritter, 23, lf (93 G, 0.8 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5979 Suzanne Cryer, 25, cf (218 G, 3.1 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5333 Ben Lee, 32, rf (385 G, -2.3 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5310 Myla Dalbesio, 32, rf (380 G, 1.6 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6408 Randy Quaid, 23, rf (66 G, 2.7 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 30, mr (208 G, -0.8 PRAA/300)
• 5748 Maggie Hassan, 30, mr (185 G, 7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5485 Alm-Uncle, 32, rp (325 G, 6.7 PRAA/300)
• 5855 Will Ferrell, 30, rp (238 G, 6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6092 Seth Rogen, 28, rp (164 G, 7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5986 Tim Allen, 27, rp (114 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5969 Ed O'Neill, 26, rp (114 G, -1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6639 Valdas Adamkus, 22, rp (8 G, 5.6 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 5577 Gertrude, 30, cf (461 G, 1.3 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5723 Christopher Robin, 28, c (319 G, 2.0 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5421 Raj Koothrappali, 32, rp (231 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5990 Nejib Ghommidh, 25, 3b (167 G, -1.9 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6179 Commodus, 26, mr (62 G, -7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6729 Tony Abbott, 21, sp (11 G, -9.8 PRAA/300)