Roster for Vancouver Vans:

Catchers:

• 6071 Kree Harrison, 27, c (316 G, 0.6 DR/40, 10.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6435 Jean-Claude Van Damme, 23, c (151 G, 0.0 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6503 Greta Van Susteren, 22, 1b (97 G, -0.1 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6625 Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 20, 2b (31 G, -0.9 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40)
• 5762 Misty K. Snow, 30, 3b (457 G, -0.7 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6517 Gus Van Sant, 21, 3b (12 G, 5.0 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6205 Anthony Thompson, 24, ss (229 G, -2.1 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6511 Stan Van Gundy, 22, lf (122 G, 4.8 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6640 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 20, lf (77 G, -0.5 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40)
• 6442 James Van Ness, 23, cf (194 G, -10.3 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6466 George Vancouver, 23, cf (179 G, -9.2 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6377 Vincent Van Gogh, 24, rf (89 G, -0.3 DR/40, -9.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6733 Jan van Eyck, 20, rf (40 G, -14.1 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5728 Ron Crumpton, 29, sp (111 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6570 Rip Van Winkle, 20, sp (36 G, -9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6748 Charles Van Doren, 17, sp (13 G, -29.1 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 5962 Simply Invincible, 29, rp (172 G, 0.4 PRAA/300)
• 6260 Ki-Jana Carter, 23, rp (148 G, -9.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6176 Rocket Ismail, 23, rp (108 G, -1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6475 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 21, rp (91 G, -7.9 PRAA/300)
• 6645 Martin Van Buren, 19, rp (50 G, -7.3 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6491 Linus Van Pelt, 20, mr (17 G, -19.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6666 Robert Anderson Van Wyck, 18, ss
• 6445 Ludwig van Beethoven, 22, c (who?)
• 6509 Abraham Van Helsing, 20, lf (who?)
• 6621 Milhouse Van Houten, 18, 1b
• 6704 Mario Van Peebles, 18, 1b