Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 5831 Claire Dunphy, 27, c (359 G, 0.9 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6487 Cherries Waffles Tennis, 21, c (124 G, 0.7 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 5706 Prodigy, 28, 1b (321 G, -0.8 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6032 Dr. Loki Skylizard, 27, 1b (242 G, -0.6 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40)
• 6601 Silver Bronzo, 21, 2b (62 G, 2.3 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40)
• 6285 Manny Delgado, 24, 3b (216 G, 0.6 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6449 Jeravicious Raven, 23, 3b (137 G, 5.7 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40)
• 6193 Dallas Ennema, 26, ss (268 G, 0.7 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40)
• 6393 Mighty Fine, 22, ss (37 G, 1.1 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6084 Chillie Poon, 26, cf (307 G, 1.8 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40)
• 6227 True Sweetster, 26, cf (236 G, 3.0 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40)
• 6341 Excellent Raymond, 24, cf (69 G, 2.9 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)
• 6196 Taco B.M. Monster, 27, rf (131 G, -1.6 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 25, sp (114 G, 10.8 PRAA/300)
• 6457 Baskerville Holmes, 21, sp (56 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6588 Infinite Grover, 22, sp (32 G, 0.7 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6199 Shitavious Cook, 27, mr (152 G, 6.6 PRAA/300)
• 5767 Tim, 30, rp (228 G, 9.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6362 I-Perfection Harris, 24, rp (110 G, 4.1 PRAA/300)
• 6106 Vanilla Dong, 25, rp (103 G, -1.8 PRAA/300)
• 6597 Duffy McSwiggin, 22, rp (14 G, -1.1 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6098 Manmeet Colon, 28, c (183 G, 0.5 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40)
• 5957 Dr. Shark Bird, 27, rp (89 G, -9.4 PRAA/300)
• 6582 Scholastique Koolimo, 22, 1b (35 G, -1.7 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
• 6727 Sweet Orefice, 20, 2b (17 G, 2.6 DR/40, -18.8 OR/40)
• 6546 Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, 22, ss (8 G, -5.0 DR/40, -15.5 OR/40)
• 6696 Gay Straite, 17, 3b