Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 5771 Alicia Machado, 30, c (517 G, 2.1 DR/40, 8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5831 Claire Dunphy, 28, c (398 G, 1.0 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6487 Cherries Waffles Tennis, 22, c (167 G, -0.3 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6032 Dr. Loki Skylizard, 28, 1b (279 G, -0.5 DR/40, 7.2 OR/40)
• 6582 Scholastique Koolimo, 23, 1b (66 G, -2.5 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40)
• 6601 Silver Bronzo, 22, 2b (99 G, 1.5 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40)
• 6285 Manny Delgado, 25, 3b (254 G, 0.8 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6449 Jeravicious Raven, 24, 3b (137 G, 5.7 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40)
• 6193 Dallas Ennema, 27, ss (304 G, 1.1 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40)
• 6393 Mighty Fine, 23, ss (71 G, 2.5 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6084 Chillie Poon, 27, cf (349 G, 1.7 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40)
• 6227 True Sweetster, 27, cf (279 G, 3.2 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40)
• 6341 Excellent Raymond, 25, cf (94 G, 1.9 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 26, sp (131 G, 11.0 PRAA/300)
• 6457 Baskerville Holmes, 22, sp (70 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6588 Infinite Grover, 23, sp (46 G, -0.4 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6199 Shitavious Cook, 28, mr (177 G, 7.0 PRAA/300)
• 5767 Tim, 31, rp (254 G, 9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6362 I-Perfection Harris, 25, rp (136 G, 8.7 PRAA/300)
• 6106 Vanilla Dong, 26, rp (124 G, -2.5 PRAA/300)
• 6797 Assumption Bulltron, 21, rp (25 G, 0.0 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 5706 Prodigy, 29, 1b (346 G, -0.8 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6727 Sweet Orefice, 21, 2b (36 G, 1.1 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40)
• 6597 Duffy McSwiggin, 23, rp (21 G, -4.3 PRAA/300)
• 6546 Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, 23, ss (8 G, -5.0 DR/40, -15.5 OR/40)
• 6696 Gay Straite, 18, 3b
• 6825 Jazzi Barnum-Bobb, 17, 1b