Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 5950 Mister Blue Sky, 29, c (353 G, 1.2 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6002 Joel Pepper, 26, c (278 G, -0.5 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6115 Vince Gilligan, 29, 2b (329 G, 4.9 DR/40, 7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5379 Amy Farrah Fowler, 34, 3b (633 G, -0.8 DR/40, 10.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6036 Sheila Broflovski, 27, 3b (405 G, 1.6 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6203 Robert Patrick, 27, 3b (303 G, 3.5 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5698 Erin Burnett, 32, ss (430 G, 1.1 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5764 Kanga, 29, ss (423 G, 5.4 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6052 Moe Howard, 27, lf (346 G, 4.9 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6553 Jason Ritter, 24, lf (136 G, 2.5 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5979 Suzanne Cryer, 26, cf (256 G, 4.6 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6408 Randy Quaid, 24, rf (105 G, 1.5 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5657 Guenhwyvar, 30, sp (180 G, 1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 31, mr (223 G, 0.3 PRAA/300)
• 5748 Maggie Hassan, 31, mr (203 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5451 2D, 34, rp (387 G, 9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5910 Alison Brie, 28, rp (260 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5855 Will Ferrell, 31, rp (258 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6092 Seth Rogen, 29, rp (188 G, 8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5986 Tim Allen, 28, rp (140 G, 1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6639 Valdas Adamkus, 23, rp (35 G, 13.4 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 5751 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., 31, ss (466 G, 4.3 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5333 Ben Lee, 33, rf (395 G, -2.3 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6405 Lin-Manuel Miranda, 25, 2b (165 G, -0.7 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6196 Taco B.M. Monster, 28, rf (132 G, -1.5 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40)
• 5969 Ed O'Neill, 27, rp (129 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6838 Peter Billingsley, 20, rf