Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 6328 Chester Bennington, 25, 1b (276 G, 2.7 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 6336 Nina Persson, 25, 2b (314 G, 1.6 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 6302 Katrina Kaif, 27, 3b (342 G, -3.1 DR/40, 12.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 6391 Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 25, 3b (255 G, 6.6 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 6389 Bree Sharp, 23, ss (252 G, -1.1 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 6369 Wolfgang Van Halen, 25, ss (215 G, -1.4 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 5805 Kevin Love, 32, lf (456 G, -1.1 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 6239 Taffy Dale, 24, lf (140 G, -0.7 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40)
- 6317 Eddie Van Halen, 27, cf (299 G, 0.7 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 6699 Ruud Gullit, 20, cf (44 G, -2.2 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 6574 Amanda Miranda Panda, 24, rf (202 G, 0.6 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40)
- 6479 Raven-Symone Pearson, 24, rf (147 G, 0.1 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40)
Starters:
- 6206 Joules Scott-Key, 27, sp (137 G, 5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6392 June Carter Cash, 23, sp (92 G, 9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6548 Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, 24, sp (63 G, 8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6540 Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, 21, sp (44 G, 7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 6171 Cedric Bixler-Zavala, 27, mr (209 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6641 Leeroy Jenkins, 24, mr (59 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6213 Franco Baresi, 29, rp (199 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6220 Peter Rabbit, 25, rp (184 G, 11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 6459 Sharin Foo, 26, lf (140 G, -0.9 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 6794 Chris Carrabba, 22, c (23 G, -3.0 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 6412 Olivia Newton-John, 22, lf (3 G, 0.0 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 6910 Chrissie Hynde, 20, cf (who?)
- 6782 John Popper, 18, lf (who?)
- 6863 Brad Shultz, 19, ss