Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 5771 Alicia Machado, 31, c (561 G, 1.5 DR/40, 9.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5831 Claire Dunphy, 29, c (441 G, 1.1 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6032 Dr. Loki Skylizard, 29, 1b (324 G, -0.4 DR/40, 7.2 OR/40)
• 6582 Scholastique Koolimo, 24, 1b (92 G, -1.6 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40)
• 6601 Silver Bronzo, 23, 2b (144 G, 0.8 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40)
• 6285 Manny Delgado, 26, 3b (295 G, 1.2 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6449 Jeravicious Raven, 25, 3b (159 G, 4.8 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40)
• 6393 Mighty Fine, 24, ss (117 G, 1.0 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6487 Cherries Waffles Tennis, 23, lf (216 G, -1.0 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40)
• 6084 Chillie Poon, 28, cf (393 G, 1.8 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40)
• 6227 True Sweetster, 28, cf (317 G, 3.2 DR/40, 5.7 OR/40)
• 6341 Excellent Raymond, 26, cf (118 G, 2.4 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 27, sp (149 G, 10.6 PRAA/300)
• 6457 Baskerville Holmes, 23, sp (85 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6588 Infinite Grover, 24, sp (60 G, -0.7 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6362 I-Perfection Harris, 26, rp (162 G, 7.3 PRAA/300)
• 6106 Vanilla Dong, 27, rp (128 G, -1.8 PRAA/300)
• 6797 Assumption Bulltron, 22, rp (49 G, -1.9 PRAA/300)
• 6597 Duffy McSwiggin, 24, rp (42 G, -5.7 PRAA/300)
• 6933 Burm Snart, 21, rp (21 G, -4.2 PRAA/300)
• 6877 T-Mo, 21, rp (5 G, -19.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6193 Dallas Ennema, 28, ss (304 G, 1.1 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40)
• 6727 Sweet Orefice, 22, 2b (36 G, 1.1 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40)
• 6546 Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, 24, ss (8 G, -5.0 DR/40, -15.5 OR/40)
• 6696 Gay Straite, 19, 3b
• 6888 Brodarious Hamm, 19, c