Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 6494 Julius Erving, 25, c (241 G, 1.1 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6794 Chris Carrabba, 23, c (42 G, -2.4 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6302 Katrina Kaif, 28, 1b (387 G, -2.7 DR/40, 12.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6328 Chester Bennington, 26, 1b (313 G, 2.4 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6336 Nina Persson, 26, 2b (360 G, 1.7 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6391 Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 26, 3b (293 G, 7.4 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6389 Bree Sharp, 24, ss (294 G, -0.8 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6369 Wolfgang Van Halen, 26, ss (243 G, -1.3 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6239 Taffy Dale, 25, lf (157 G, -0.9 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
• 6317 Eddie Van Halen, 28, cf (340 G, 1.4 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6910 Chrissie Hynde, 21, cf (23 G, -5.0 DR/40, 6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6574 Amanda Miranda Panda, 25, rf (246 G, 0.9 DR/40, -0.0 OR/40)
• 6479 Raven-Symone Pearson, 25, rf (194 G, -0.4 DR/40, -0.0 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6206 Joules Scott-Key, 28, sp (157 G, 5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6392 June Carter Cash, 24, sp (108 G, 8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6548 Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, 25, sp (78 G, 9.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6540 Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, 22, sp (64 G, 9.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5748 Maggie Hassan, 33, mr (243 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6171 Cedric Bixler-Zavala, 28, mr (227 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6641 Leeroy Jenkins, 25, mr (83 G, 7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6220 Peter Rabbit, 26, rp (216 G, 12.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6699 Ruud Gullit, 21, cf (44 G, -2.2 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6412 Olivia Newton-John, 23, lf (8 G, 5.5 DR/40, -9.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6863 Brad Shultz, 20, ss
• 6782 John Popper, 19, lf (who?)
• 7017 Juan Garcia-Herreros, 17, rf (who?)
• 7011 Matthew Shultz, 19, 2b (who?)