Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 5771 Alicia Machado, 32, c (598 G, 1.5 DR/40, 9.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5831 Claire Dunphy, 30, c (484 G, 0.9 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6944 Corky Boozé, 20, c (10 G, 0.0 DR/40, 5.6 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6032 Dr. Loki Skylizard, 30, 1b (366 G, -1.0 DR/40, 7.4 OR/40)
• 6582 Scholastique Koolimo, 25, 1b (125 G, -0.9 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40)
• 6601 Silver Bronzo, 24, 2b (183 G, 0.9 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40)
• 6285 Manny Delgado, 27, 3b (336 G, 2.2 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6393 Mighty Fine, 25, ss (166 G, 2.0 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6546 Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, 25, ss (31 G, -0.9 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6487 Cherries Waffles Tennis, 24, lf (263 G, -1.0 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40)
• 6084 Chillie Poon, 29, cf (439 G, 1.6 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40)
• 6227 True Sweetster, 29, cf (360 G, 3.3 DR/40, 5.3 OR/40)
• 6341 Excellent Raymond, 27, cf (137 G, 1.6 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 28, sp (165 G, 10.5 PRAA/300)
• 6457 Baskerville Holmes, 24, sp (101 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6588 Infinite Grover, 25, sp (76 G, -0.5 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6362 I-Perfection Harris, 27, rp (190 G, 8.3 PRAA/300)
• 6797 Assumption Bulltron, 23, rp (76 G, 0.1 PRAA/300)
• 6597 Duffy McSwiggin, 25, rp (42 G, -5.7 PRAA/300)
• 6933 Burm Snart, 22, rp (41 G, -1.7 PRAA/300)
• 6992 Forbes Thor Kiddoo, 21, rp (25 G, 13.8 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6449 Jeravicious Raven, 26, 3b (159 G, 4.8 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40)
• 7013 Miracle Crimes, 18, mr (20 G, -15.5 PRAA/300)
• 6696 Gay Straite, 20, 3b
• 6949 Mosthigh Thankgod, 20, lf
• 6888 Brodarious Hamm, 20, c
• 7001 Sparkle Hayter, 19, rp (who?)