Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 6494 Julius Erving, 26, c (283 G, 1.4 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6302 Katrina Kaif, 29, 1b (433 G, -2.4 DR/40, 12.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6910 Chrissie Hynde, 22, 1b (65 G, -6.2 DR/40, 5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6336 Nina Persson, 27, 2b (408 G, 2.1 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6391 Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 27, 3b (328 G, 6.9 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6389 Bree Sharp, 25, ss (340 G, 0.0 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6369 Wolfgang Van Halen, 27, ss (268 G, -1.1 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6412 Olivia Newton-John, 24, lf (34 G, 3.6 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6317 Eddie Van Halen, 29, cf (381 G, 1.3 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6699 Ruud Gullit, 22, cf (69 G, -1.3 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6574 Amanda Miranda Panda, 26, rf (286 G, 1.2 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40)
• 6479 Raven-Symone Pearson, 26, rf (232 G, -1.3 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6206 Joules Scott-Key, 29, sp (169 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6392 June Carter Cash, 25, sp (123 G, 9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6548 Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, 26, sp (93 G, 8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6540 Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, 23, sp (83 G, 11.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5748 Maggie Hassan, 34, mr (257 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6171 Cedric Bixler-Zavala, 29, mr (244 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6641 Leeroy Jenkins, 26, mr (108 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6220 Peter Rabbit, 27, rp (244 G, 12.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6362 I-Perfection Harris, 28, rp (215 G, 8.0 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6794 Chris Carrabba, 24, c (53 G, -1.2 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7046 Freedy Johnston, 17, lf
• 6941 Michael Laudrup, 19, cf (who?)
• 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 18, sp
• 7017 Juan Garcia-Herreros, 18, cf (who?)
• 7011 Matthew Shultz, 20, 2b (who?)