Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 5771 Alicia Machado, 33, c (611 G, 1.4 DR/40, 8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6944 Corky Boozé, 21, c (57 G, 1.1 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40)
• 6888 Brodarious Hamm, 21, c (20 G, 2.4 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6582 Scholastique Koolimo, 26, 1b (171 G, 0.3 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40)
• 6601 Silver Bronzo, 25, 2b (227 G, 0.8 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40)
• 6285 Manny Delgado, 28, 3b (375 G, 2.1 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6696 Gay Straite, 21, 3b (24 G, -1.7 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40)
• 6393 Mighty Fine, 26, ss (213 G, 2.0 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6546 Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, 26, ss (36 G, -0.2 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6487 Cherries Waffles Tennis, 25, lf (309 G, -0.6 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40)
• 6084 Chillie Poon, 30, cf (485 G, 1.4 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40)
• 6227 True Sweetster, 30, cf (405 G, 3.7 DR/40, 5.3 OR/40)
• 6341 Excellent Raymond, 28, cf (156 G, 0.8 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 29, sp (180 G, 9.2 PRAA/300)
• 6457 Baskerville Holmes, 25, sp (117 G, 4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6588 Infinite Grover, 26, sp (90 G, 1.0 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 7013 Miracle Crimes, 19, mr (43 G, -8.9 PRAA/300)
• 6797 Assumption Bulltron, 24, rp (95 G, 1.7 PRAA/300)
• 6933 Burm Snart, 23, rp (61 G, 0.6 PRAA/300)
• 6992 Forbes Thor Kiddoo, 22, rp (47 G, 9.2 PRAA/300)
• 7114 Jamez Brickhouse, 20, rp (16 G, -11.6 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6032 Dr. Loki Skylizard, 31, 1b (394 G, -0.9 DR/40, 6.6 OR/40)
• 7111 Christine Plentyhoops, 17, ss
• 7085 Mahogany Loggins, 19, lf
• 6949 Mosthigh Thankgod, 21, lf
• 7076 La Royce Lobster-Gaines, 17, rp
• 7101 Dhumin, 17, mr