Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 6944 Corky Boozé, 22, c (94 G, 1.4 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40)
• 6888 Brodarious Hamm, 22, c (55 G, 1.7 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6582 Scholastique Koolimo, 27, 1b (215 G, 0.6 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40)
• 6601 Silver Bronzo, 26, 2b (268 G, 1.6 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40)
• 6285 Manny Delgado, 29, 3b (411 G, 1.8 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6393 Mighty Fine, 27, ss (253 G, 1.8 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7166 Dr. Narwhals Mating, 21, ss (39 G, -3.2 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6487 Cherries Waffles Tennis, 26, lf (354 G, -0.4 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40)
• 7085 Mahogany Loggins, 20, lf (35 G, 0.0 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40)
• 6084 Chillie Poon, 31, cf (528 G, 1.1 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40)
• 6227 True Sweetster, 31, cf (442 G, 3.8 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40)
• 6341 Excellent Raymond, 29, cf (181 G, 1.5 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 30, sp (194 G, 9.6 PRAA/300)
• 6457 Baskerville Holmes, 26, sp (133 G, 4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6588 Infinite Grover, 27, sp (103 G, -0.3 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 7013 Miracle Crimes, 20, mr (64 G, -5.8 PRAA/300)
• 6797 Assumption Bulltron, 25, rp (117 G, -1.0 PRAA/300)
• 6933 Burm Snart, 24, rp (80 G, 5.0 PRAA/300)
• 6992 Forbes Thor Kiddoo, 23, rp (72 G, 14.2 PRAA/300)
• 7114 Jamez Brickhouse, 21, rp (32 G, -6.6 PRAA/300)
• 7167 Gandalf Hernandez, 21, rp (24 G, 12.9 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6696 Gay Straite, 22, 3b (24 G, -1.7 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40)
• 7179 Chardonnay Beaver, 17, cf
• 6949 Mosthigh Thankgod, 22, lf
• 7076 La Royce Lobster-Gaines, 18, rp
• 7192 Win Thin, 19, lf
• 7101 Dhumin, 18, mr