Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 6944 Corky Boozé, 23, c (132 G, 1.5 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40)
• 6888 Brodarious Hamm, 23, c (80 G, 0.8 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6582 Scholastique Koolimo, 28, 1b (255 G, 1.0 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40)
• 6601 Silver Bronzo, 27, 2b (306 G, 1.9 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40)
• 6696 Gay Straite, 23, 3b (62 G, -1.8 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40)
• 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 19, 3b (32 G, 1.9 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7166 Dr. Narwhals Mating, 22, ss (85 G, -1.3 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40)
• 7233 Quindarious Gooch, 20, ss (9 G, 0.0 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6487 Cherries Waffles Tennis, 27, lf (399 G, -0.1 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40)
• 6084 Chillie Poon, 32, cf (572 G, 1.1 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40)
• 6227 True Sweetster, 32, cf (481 G, 4.1 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40)
• 6341 Excellent Raymond, 30, cf (209 G, 1.7 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 31, sp (208 G, 8.5 PRAA/300)
• 6457 Baskerville Holmes, 27, sp (149 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6588 Infinite Grover, 28, sp (103 G, -0.3 PRAA/300)
• 6992 Forbes Thor Kiddoo, 24, sp (89 G, 11.5 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 7013 Miracle Crimes, 21, mr (86 G, -5.1 PRAA/300)
• 6797 Assumption Bulltron, 26, rp (132 G, -0.9 PRAA/300)
• 6933 Burm Snart, 25, rp (104 G, 7.6 PRAA/300)
• 7167 Gandalf Hernandez, 22, rp (54 G, 15.0 PRAA/300)
• 7114 Jamez Brickhouse, 22, rp (52 G, -7.1 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6949 Mosthigh Thankgod, 23, lf (45 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40)
• 7085 Mahogany Loggins, 21, lf (35 G, 0.0 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40)
• 7179 Chardonnay Beaver, 18, cf
• 7241 Candida Seasock, 18, cf
• 7076 La Royce Lobster-Gaines, 19, rp
• 7192 Win Thin, 20, lf