Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 269 Tyra Banks, 32, c (300 G, 1.4 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1 Elliott Smith, 35, c (256 G, 0.0 DR/40, 8.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 378 Floyd Lawson, 28, c (222 G, -0.1 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 15 D'Arcy Wretzky, 27, c (203 G, 2.6 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 183 Bob Saget, 35, c (169 G, 0.1 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 548 Princess Zelda, 25, c (165 G, -2.0 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 588 Alan Thicke, 25, c (105 G, -2.6 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 609 Hans Krankl, 22, c (32 G, -4.1 DR/40, -12.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 910 Laurie Juspeczyk, 20, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 391 Lope de Vega, 29, 1b (214 G, 1.3 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 710 Herman Munster, 22, 1b (49 G, -2.2 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1033 Wesley Willis, 20, 1b (who?)
• 133 Isaac Asimov, 33, 2b (275 G, 1.9 DR/40, 7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 966 Donnie Darko, 18, 2b (who?)
• 962 Ivars Godmanis, 21, 2b (who?)
• 402 Tom Stoppard, 32, 3b (266 G, 0.3 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 12 Peter Buck, 32, 3b (236 G, -0.3 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 90 Samuel Gompers, 33, 3b (200 G, -2.3 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 857 John Brunner, 19, 3b (20 G, -2.8 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 927 Alan Sontag, 20, 3b (who?)
• 65 Yves Leterme, 32, ss (206 G, 2.7 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 475 George Eastman, 26, ss (72 G, -3.5 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 999 Kelly Monaco, 20, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 222 Tony Stark, 31, lf (278 G, 1.5 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 326 Gorath of the Ardanien, 29, lf (268 G, -3.3 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 554 Petr Necas, 24, lf (136 G, 3.3 DR/40, -11.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 706 Toejam, 23, lf (85 G, 3.9 DR/40, -12.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1050 Alfred Gusenbauer, 17, lf (who?)
• 914 Gilius Thunderhead, 19, lf (who?)
• 978 Battle Kat, 18, lf (who?)
• 874 Herman Van Rompuy, 19, lf (who?)
• 111 Francis Crick, 31, cf (303 G, -0.6 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 275 Eva Herzigova, 32, cf (292 G, -3.0 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 267 Christy Turlington, 35, cf (260 G, -0.3 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 171 Easley Blackwood, 30, cf (233 G, -1.8 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 624 Jill Meyers, 25, cf (108 G, 0.5 DR/40, -10.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1028 The Edge, 19, cf (who?)
• 346 Q-Bert, 31, rf (188 G, -2.3 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 634 Euripides, 24, rf (116 G, -1.0 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 818 Madeleine L'Engle, 23, rf (57 G, -2.7 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1048 Maxwell Q. Klinger, 18, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 278 Marisa Miller, 33, sp (121 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 332 Iolo Fitzowen, 35, sp (115 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 20 Courtney Love, 33, sp (112 G, 1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 490 Anderson Cooper, 26, sp (71 G, -10.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 837 Frederic Passy, 23, sp (8 G, -30.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 897 Dalia Grybauskaite, 20, sp (who?)
• 629 Endora, 21, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 203 Richard Dawson, 30, mr (176 G, 6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 282 Miranda Kerr, 28, mr (147 G, -4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 308 Norman Stansfield, 28, mr (146 G, -1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 502 Jason Voorhees, 23, mr (67 G, -11.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 510 Jessica Michibata, 22, mr (48 G, -13.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 895 Jan Tinbergen, 23, mr (40 G, -6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 699 Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, 24, mr (38 G, -9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 361 Bill Rizer, 33, rp (187 G, 12.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 129 David Baltimore, 27, rp (138 G, -3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 206 Wink Martindale, 27, rp (135 G, -5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 285 Heidi Klum, 29, rp (135 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 156 Doc Smith, 33, rp (131 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 173 Ruy Lopez, 35, rp (129 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 439 Nick Drake, 26, rp (113 G, -1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 543 Louie Anderson, 25, rp (105 G, -8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 886 Algirdas Jonas Budrys, 19, rp (13 G, -13.6 PRAA/300) (who?)