Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 28 Lothar Matthaus, 28, c (286 G, 0.4 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 851 Daisy Lowe, 23, c (80 G, -1.1 DR/40, -12.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 604 Miles "Tails" Prower, 23, c (59 G, 1.4 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 949 Laura Bow, 23, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 348 Mario, 30, 1b (292 G, 2.7 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 10 Ani DiFranco, 32, 1b (238 G, 3.5 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 838 Athol Fugard, 22, 1b (63 G, -4.7 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 967 Pete Rose, 21, 1b (who?)
• 476 Plamen Getov, 25, 2b (305 G, 2.1 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 63 Angela Merkel, 30, 2b (303 G, 1.4 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 855 Jar Jar Binks, 24, 2b (110 G, -4.1 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1128 Jean Cocteau, 21, 2b (who?)
• 220 Barry Allen, 32, 3b (295 G, 0.3 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 316 Xzar, 32, 3b (289 G, 0.2 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 238 Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 30, 3b (281 G, -2.3 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1007 Buzz Lightyear, 19, 3b (who?)
• 1071 Fred G. Sanford, 20, 3b (who?)
• 852 Don Adams, 22, 3b (who?)
• 317 Vi Domina, 30, ss (339 G, 3.0 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 503 Jean-Paul Sartre, 25, ss (144 G, -1.8 DR/40, -8.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1010 CariDee English, 18, ss (who?)
• 953 Jon Osterman, 21, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 118 Theodore Roosevelt, 33, lf (301 G, 2.0 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 189 Alex Trebek, 33, lf (257 G, 2.5 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 863 Kostas Karamanlis, 21, lf (who?)
• 327 Hillary Tickingclock, 31, cf (168 G, 3.5 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 843 Jello Biafra, 24, cf (41 G, 0.0 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 994 Bret Michaels, 20, cf (40 G, -25.3 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 731 Beatrix Kiddo, 21, cf (10 G, -11.6 DR/40, -19.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 981 Michael Bishop, 18, cf (who?)
• 1022 Edge, 20, cf (who?)
• 1075 Mike Harrison, 19, cf (who?)
• 137 Alfie Bester, 32, rf (427 G, 2.2 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 42 Vasily Rats, 29, rf (258 G, -1.8 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 293 Leo Bloom, 29, rf (244 G, -0.9 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 500 Brian Cowen, 26, rf (98 G, -0.7 DR/40, -10.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1067 Jean Racine, 19, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 258 Bubba Ray Dudley, 32, sp (161 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 355 Donkey Kong, 33, sp (133 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 43 Peter Shilton, 34, sp (120 G, 4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 330 Lord British, 29, sp (94 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 719 Alice Norton, 25, sp (90 G, -6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 643 Janis Joplin, 25, sp (79 G, -5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 619 Jeannie, 25, sp (47 G, -3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 990 Randal Cremer, 18, sp (who?)
• 1024 Frank Sechehaye, 21, sp (who?)
• 1082 Lamont Sanford, 19, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 48 Jozef Mlynarczyk, 36, mr (183 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 230 George Orwell, 29, mr (173 G, -0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 204 Pat Sajak, 31, mr (172 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 591 Ivan Gasparovic, 23, mr (109 G, -10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 704 Poul Anderson, 24, mr (54 G, -9.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1114 Ignacio Eizaguirre, 21, mr (who?)
• 1112 Charlie Mars, 20, mr (who?)
• 259 D-Von Dudley, 32, rp (226 G, 11.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 52 Rinat Dasayev, 28, rp (163 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 208 Peter Tomarken, 30, rp (132 G, -1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 329 Nikos Stavros, 32, rp (94 G, -1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 844 Frantisek Planicka, 22, rp (45 G, -10.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 957 Sully Prudhomme, 21, rp (31 G, -5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 842 William Congreve, 22, rp (27 G, -19.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 836 Harlan Ellison, 20, rp (13 G, -5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 959 Zooey Deschanel, 20, rp (who?)
• 1098 Frederic Mistral, 21, rp (who?)