Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 6944 Corky Boozé, 24, c (177 G, 1.9 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
• 6888 Brodarious Hamm, 24, c (108 G, 0.8 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6601 Silver Bronzo, 28, 2b (347 G, 2.0 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40)
• 6696 Gay Straite, 24, 3b (98 G, -1.1 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40)
• 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 20, 3b (71 G, -1.5 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7166 Dr. Narwhals Mating, 23, ss (128 G, -1.1 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40)
• 7233 Quindarious Gooch, 21, ss (43 G, -1.0 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6487 Cherries Waffles Tennis, 28, lf (442 G, -0.1 DR/40, 5.2 OR/40)
• 7085 Mahogany Loggins, 22, lf (73 G, 0.0 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40)
• 6084 Chillie Poon, 33, cf (620 G, 0.6 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40)
• 6227 True Sweetster, 33, cf (519 G, 4.0 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40)
• 6341 Excellent Raymond, 31, cf (232 G, 1.8 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40)
• 7179 Chardonnay Beaver, 19, cf (26 G, 4.0 DR/40, 8.6 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 32, sp (227 G, 8.2 PRAA/300)
• 6457 Baskerville Holmes, 28, sp (163 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6992 Forbes Thor Kiddoo, 25, sp (103 G, 8.4 PRAA/300)
• 7167 Gandalf Hernandez, 23, sp (67 G, 2.2 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 7013 Miracle Crimes, 22, mr (114 G, -6.7 PRAA/300)
• 6933 Burm Snart, 26, rp (129 G, 6.8 PRAA/300)
• 6588 Infinite Grover, 29, rp (125 G, -0.5 PRAA/300)
• 7114 Jamez Brickhouse, 23, rp (80 G, -3.1 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6582 Scholastique Koolimo, 29, 1b (255 G, 1.0 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40)
• 6797 Assumption Bulltron, 27, rp (132 G, -0.9 PRAA/300)
• 6949 Mosthigh Thankgod, 24, lf (45 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40)
• 7311 Reverend Hobbit Forrest, 18, sp
• 7357 Dr. Taekwondo Byrd, 17, cf
• 7192 Win Thin, 21, lf