Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 6273 Superintendent Parrot, 33, c (515 G, 0.6 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40)
• 6229 Emeril Lagasse, 31, c (377 G, -0.9 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6637 Julius Caesar, 28, c (129 G, 0.9 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7134 Justin Meldal-Johnsen, 20, c (13 G, -11.7 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7293 The Old Lady, 21, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 6202 Cameron Tucker, 34, 1b (581 G, -1.4 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6467 Antipholus of Ephesus, 27, 1b (246 G, 1.4 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40)
• 7279 Paul Waaktaar-Savoy, 22, 1b (54 G, -1.4 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6717 Tassadar, 28, 2b (214 G, 0.2 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7298 Tuesday DerMargosian, 19, 2b
• 6270 Keiga the Tide Star, 32, 3b (473 G, -0.8 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40)
• 6242 Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 32, 3b (442 G, -1.4 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40)
• 6347 Dolph Schayes, 30, 3b (438 G, 0.3 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7176 Julia Roberts, 22, 3b (84 G, -2.3 DR/40, -13.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6938 Joan Kapur, 21, 3b
• 7183 Mike Conley Jr., 20, 3b (who?)
• 6280 Osvaldo Ardiles, 29, ss (500 G, -2.1 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6029 Eugene Kranz, 32, ss (463 G, 3.0 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6323 Saul, 32, ss (405 G, 1.5 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6541 Cameron Dallas, 28, ss (235 G, 2.6 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6863 Brad Shultz, 24, ss (99 G, 0.4 DR/40, -12.8 OR/40)
• 7270 Marty Willson-Piper, 18, ss (who?)
• 7133 Shandris Feathermoon, 21, ss

Outfielders:

• 6444 Gheorghe Hagi, 30, lf (314 G, -2.1 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6316 Doug Collins, 30, lf (305 G, 1.8 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7351 John Perry Barlow, 17, lf (who?)
• 7350 Gaizka Mendieta Zabala, 17, lf (who?)
• 6442 James Van Ness, 30, cf (452 G, -6.0 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6425 Zach Braff, 31, cf (378 G, -1.3 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6576 Sarah Koenig, 29, cf (283 G, 0.0 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7325 Ayi'ig, 18, cf
• 7292 Jean Grae, 18, cf (who?)
• 7108 Bun B, 21, cf (who?)
• 7147 Mr. Neutron, 22, cf
• 7241 Candida Seasock, 19, cf
• 6319 Kimmy Schmidt, 32, rf (473 G, 1.2 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7022 Baoht Z'uqqa-Mogg, 24, rf (105 G, -0.8 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40)
• 7090 Big Pun, 24, rf (87 G, 5.4 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6955 Sebastian, 21, rf (46 G, -11.0 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7230 Paul Verlaine, 21, rf (10 G, 2.8 DR/40, -25.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7356 Bugg-Shash, 17, rf
• 7364 Norman Watt-Roy, 19, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 5614 Hank Green, 37, sp (288 G, 9.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6138 Prince Herbert, 33, sp (205 G, 5.0 PRAA/300)
• 6206 Joules Scott-Key, 32, sp (183 G, 3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6322 Mikey Politano, 32, sp (160 G, 1.2 PRAA/300)
• 6299 Rolando Johnson, 31, sp (114 G, -1.3 PRAA/300)
• 6904 Edwin van der Sar, 25, sp (48 G, -9.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6823 Snow White, 23, sp (20 G, -16.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6798 Felipe Calderon, 27, sp (18 G, -6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7187 Spadger, 21, sp (who?)
• 7242 Carolina Toha, 20, sp (who?)
• 7310 James Honeyman-Scott, 17, sp (who?)
• 7026 Dickon Sowerby, 21, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 5833 Titania, 35, mr (328 G, -1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6605 Sakashima the Imposter, 27, mr (166 G, 0.1 PRAA/300)
• 6502 Cindy Bruna, 28, mr (141 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7009 The Man with the Yellow Hat, 24, mr (75 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6672 Tailor of Gloucester, 24, mr (71 G, -6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7271 Kate Miller-Heidke, 19, mr (19 G, -11.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6893 Marek Židlický, 23, mr (who?)
• 6257 Michelle Phan, 32, rp (318 G, 8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6346 Ron Sutter, 31, rp (252 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6262 Meriwether Lewis, 31, rp (251 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6430 Teppo Numminen, 31, rp (242 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6424 Ciro Ferrera, 31, rp (192 G, 5.6 PRAA/300)
• 6602 KRS-One, 27, rp (168 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6674 Harvey Keitel, 24, rp (85 G, -12.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6796 Inspectah Deck, 23, rp (6 G, -15.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7323 John Paul Jones, 20, rp (who?)
• 7076 La Royce Lobster-Gaines, 20, rp
• 7366 Rebecca, 21, rp (who?)