Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 6944 Corky Boozé, 25, c (208 G, 1.7 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40)
• 6888 Brodarious Hamm, 25, c (146 G, 1.1 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6601 Silver Bronzo, 29, 2b (388 G, 1.8 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40)
• 6696 Gay Straite, 25, 3b (131 G, -2.3 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40)
• 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 21, 3b (113 G, -1.8 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7396 Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 19, 3b (28 G, -5.4 DR/40, 7.9 OR/40)
• 7166 Dr. Narwhals Mating, 24, ss (170 G, -2.5 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6487 Cherries Waffles Tennis, 29, lf (484 G, -0.1 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40)
• 7085 Mahogany Loggins, 23, lf (111 G, 2.0 DR/40, 9.2 OR/40)
• 7192 Win Thin, 22, lf (22 G, 0.0 DR/40, 7.3 OR/40)
• 6227 True Sweetster, 34, cf (558 G, 3.1 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40)
• 6341 Excellent Raymond, 32, cf (267 G, 1.6 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40)
• 7179 Chardonnay Beaver, 20, cf (62 G, 1.0 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 33, sp (241 G, 7.5 PRAA/300)
• 6457 Baskerville Holmes, 29, sp (184 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6992 Forbes Thor Kiddoo, 26, sp (118 G, 5.7 PRAA/300)
• 7167 Gandalf Hernandez, 24, sp (80 G, 1.0 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 7013 Miracle Crimes, 23, mr (134 G, -5.2 PRAA/300)
• 6933 Burm Snart, 27, rp (148 G, 5.9 PRAA/300)
• 6588 Infinite Grover, 30, rp (147 G, -0.8 PRAA/300)
• 7114 Jamez Brickhouse, 24, rp (107 G, -3.4 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6949 Mosthigh Thankgod, 25, lf (45 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40)
• 7233 Quindarious Gooch, 22, ss (43 G, -1.0 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40)
• 7311 Reverend Hobbit Forrest, 19, sp
• 7357 Dr. Taekwondo Byrd, 18, cf
• 7420 Joe Henchman, 19, 2b
• 7425 Fellony Silas, 19, rp