Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 6944 Corky Boozé, 26, c (252 G, 1.5 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)
• 6888 Brodarious Hamm, 26, c (169 G, 1.4 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6601 Silver Bronzo, 30, 2b (427 G, 1.5 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40)
• 7420 Joe Henchman, 20, 2b (23 G, -5.0 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40)
• 6696 Gay Straite, 26, 3b (165 G, -0.4 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40)
• 7396 Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 20, 3b (70 G, -4.2 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40)
• 7166 Dr. Narwhals Mating, 25, ss (213 G, -3.2 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40)
• 7233 Quindarious Gooch, 23, ss (68 G, -3.6 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 7085 Mahogany Loggins, 24, lf (149 G, -0.0 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40)
• 7192 Win Thin, 23, lf (62 G, 0.0 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40)
• 7513 Crescent Dragonwagon, 21, lf (39 G, 1.8 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7179 Chardonnay Beaver, 21, cf (86 G, 0.8 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40)
• 7357 Dr. Taekwondo Byrd, 19, cf (43 G, -3.0 DR/40, -14.2 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6457 Baskerville Holmes, 30, sp (195 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6992 Forbes Thor Kiddoo, 27, sp (132 G, 6.8 PRAA/300)
• 7167 Gandalf Hernandez, 25, sp (96 G, 2.0 PRAA/300)
• 7311 Reverend Hobbit Forrest, 20, sp (9 G, 1.0 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 7013 Miracle Crimes, 24, mr (160 G, -3.6 PRAA/300)
• 6933 Burm Snart, 28, rp (174 G, 6.4 PRAA/300)
• 7114 Jamez Brickhouse, 25, rp (125 G, -2.5 PRAA/300)
• 7425 Fellony Silas, 20, rp (19 G, 0.0 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 34, sp (241 G, 7.5 PRAA/300)
• 6588 Infinite Grover, 31, rp (147 G, -0.8 PRAA/300)
• 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 22, 3b (113 G, -1.8 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6949 Mosthigh Thankgod, 26, lf (45 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40)
• 7558 Salami Blessing, 18, ss
• 7487 Hector Macho Camacho, 18, 1b