Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 5800 Bartolomeo Dias, 35, c (560 G, -0.8 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40)
• 6364 Billy Cunningham, 31, c (469 G, 0.6 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6382 Illidan Stormrage, 29, c (353 G, -3.1 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6445 Ludwig van Beethoven, 30, c (217 G, 0.6 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6721 Jason Mendoza, 29, c (200 G, 0.3 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40)
• 6538 Nigel Incubator-Jones, 30, c (195 G, 0.0 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40)
• 7375 Bokrug, 20, c (10 G, -12.8 DR/40, -24.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7121 Christopher Mintz-Plasse, 20, c (who?)
• 7246 Paulo Cesar Wanchope Watson, 22, c
• 7440 Ron Vibbentrop, 21, c
• 7244 Buffy Sainte-Marie, 19, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 6302 Katrina Kaif, 33, 1b (569 G, -1.8 DR/40, 9.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6582 Scholastique Koolimo, 30, 1b (255 G, 1.0 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40)
• 7456 Fata dai Capelli Turchini, 19, 1b
• 7304 Benni McCarthy, 20, 1b (who?)
• 7445 Scott Spiezio, 17, 1b
• 6336 Nina Persson, 31, 2b (535 G, 1.3 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6813 Gabriel Omar Batistuta, 27, 2b (271 G, -1.9 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6720 Aunt Em, 28, 2b (269 G, 1.4 DR/40, -8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6456 Antipholus of Syracuse, 30, 2b (240 G, 0.2 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40)
• 6545 Kael'thas Sunstrider, 28, 2b (234 G, 1.0 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40)
• 6990 Styles P, 26, 2b (209 G, -1.1 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7191 Aphoom-Zhah, 24, 2b (24 G, -4.2 DR/40, -17.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7331 Mark de Clive-Lowe, 18, 2b (who?)
• 6812 Judd Apatow, 27, 3b (229 G, -0.1 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6473 Danielle Harrington, 28, ss (276 G, -2.1 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40)
• 7081 Stephen Cook, 25, ss (147 G, 2.7 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7141 Dennis Quaid, 23, ss (123 G, -0.2 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7382 Walter Davis, 21, ss (who?)
• 7379 Robert Elliot Kahn, 18, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6063 Erich Von Drygalski, 36, lf (533 G, -1.3 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40)
• 6509 Abraham Van Helsing, 28, lf (111 G, -5.2 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7461 Emmanuel Olisadebe, 17, lf
• 7397 Darryl Whitefeather, 18, lf
• 6084 Chillie Poon, 34, cf (620 G, 0.6 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40)
• 6437 Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, 29, cf (450 G, 3.2 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6960 The Butcher, 26, cf (155 G, -1.7 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6987 Dack Fayden, 23, cf (117 G, -1.5 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40)
• 7017 Juan Garcia-Herreros, 22, cf (104 G, -5.9 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7404 Guy Sigsworth, 21, cf
• 6723 Henry Roarke, 28, rf (329 G, -1.1 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40)
• 6610 Megan Williams, 29, rf (304 G, 0.4 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7455 Jack McDowell, 17, rf
• 7152 Gratiano, 22, rf (who?)
• 7284 Martha Stewart, 19, rf (who?)
• 7372 The Madd Rapper, 19, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 5707 Amelia Earhart, 36, sp (333 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6292 Othello, 31, sp (211 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6293 Judith, 34, sp (183 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7193 Tim Rice-Oxley, 21, sp (54 G, -10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7317 Duckie Thot, 21, sp (13 G, -13.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7008 King Leoric, 23, sp (2 G, -44.8 PRAA/300)
• 7475 Rie McClenny, 20, sp
• 7444 Marwyn the Nurturer, 20, sp

Relievers:

• 6623 Ner'zhul, 29, mr (141 G, -3.3 PRAA/300)
• 7422 Adam Bianchi, 17, mr
• 6009 Itchy, 34, rp (364 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6250 Chris Bosh, 34, rp (330 G, 12.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6176 Rocket Ismail, 31, rp (277 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6797 Assumption Bulltron, 28, rp (132 G, -0.9 PRAA/300)
• 6659 Bo Krsmanovic, 27, rp (120 G, -5.9 PRAA/300)
• 6807 Ghostface Killah, 24, rp (112 G, -3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6651 Willow Rosenberg, 29, rp (97 G, 1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6993 Kat Dennings, 25, rp (56 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6750 Incontinentia Buttocks, 26, rp (52 G, -1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7202 Balthazar, 20, rp (50 G, -9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7150 Nerissa, 21, rp (36 G, -19.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7228 Karhonda Porcha, 23, rp (17 G, -17.9 PRAA/300)
• 7164 Mohamed Abdullaziz Al-Deayea, 24, rp (7 G, -35.2 PRAA/300)
• 7124 Penelope Alvarez, 22, rp (6 G, -34.9 PRAA/300)
• 7023 Jerrod Carmichael, 22, rp (3 G, -35.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7322 Howard Katzenberg, 20, rp