Roster for waivers:
Catchers:
- 6071 Kree Harrison, 36, c (690 G, 0.4 DR/40, 8.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 6599 Aleksandr Zavarov, 30, c (380 G, -0.0 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 7159 Kate Hudson, 24, c (148 G, 2.4 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 7273 Jean-Jacques Goldman, 24, c (129 G, -6.0 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 7215 Cameron Crowe, 22, c (who?)
- 7387 Kelli Garner, 19, c (who?)
- 7500 Princess Stéphanie of Monaco, 17, c (who?)
Infielders:
- 6321 Tyrande Whisperwind, 32, 1b (483 G, -1.6 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 6662 Tone-Loc, 28, 1b (430 G, -1.1 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 7290 Lady Vashj, 20, 1b
- 7447 Otis Redding, 18, 1b (who?)
- 6650 Toto, 31, 2b (437 G, -1.9 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 6685 Elesh Norn, 29, 2b (310 G, -0.8 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40)
- 6375 Mark Antony, 32, 3b (487 G, -0.4 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 6504 Ron Obvious, 32, 3b (403 G, 1.8 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 7102 Bill Hammack, 22, 3b (36 G, 1.6 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 7533 Bubbles, 21, 3b (31 G, -4.1 DR/40, -15.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 6474 Cory Baxter, 31, ss (413 G, -1.4 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 7465 Thando Hopa, 20, ss
- 7518 Bernie Casey, 18, ss (who?)
Outfielders:
- 6487 Cherries Waffles Tennis, 30, lf (484 G, -0.1 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40)
- 6553 Jason Ritter, 32, lf (436 G, 1.6 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 6528 Arthas Menethil, 30, lf (382 G, -0.8 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 6699 Ruud Gullit, 27, lf (187 G, -2.3 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 7115 Shareef Abdur-Rahim, 26, lf (71 G, -4.2 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 7554 Julian, 18, lf (who?)
- 7305 Alexi Brosefino, 19, lf
- 6227 True Sweetster, 35, cf (558 G, 3.1 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40)
- 6466 George Vancouver, 32, cf (426 G, -7.6 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 6515 Andrew McKeag, 28, cf (324 G, -3.7 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40)
- 6341 Excellent Raymond, 33, cf (267 G, 1.6 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40)
- 6843 Dre Johnson, 28, cf (260 G, -0.1 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40)
- 6827 Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, 26, cf (97 G, 4.1 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40)
- 7417 Heimlich Bimmler, 18, cf
- 7473 Suns Gorilla, 20, cf
- 6317 Eddie Van Halen, 34, rf (545 G, 0.7 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 6574 Amanda Miranda Panda, 31, rf (402 G, 1.3 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40)
- 6682 Darren Aronofsky, 26, rf (330 G, -0.3 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 6360 Van Jones, 31, rf (298 G, -2.3 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 6838 Peter Billingsley, 28, rf (240 G, 3.4 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 6885 Esti Ginzburg, 28, rf (194 G, -0.1 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 7316 Lance Bass, 23, rf (30 G, 2.4 DR/40, -11.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 7345 Vinton Gray Cerf, 19, rf (who?)
Starters:
- 6005 Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, 35, sp (197 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6505 Taffarel, 28, sp (115 G, -8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6724 Chidi Anagonye, 29, sp (75 G, 2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6998 LaMarcus Aldridge, 27, sp (71 G, -5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6675 Major Teroh, 27, sp (60 G, -2.6 PRAA/300)
- 7031 Mr. Pycroft, 25, sp (29 G, -7.1 PRAA/300)
- 7360 Itherael, 22, sp (9 G, -24.7 PRAA/300)
- 7561 Espen Baardsen, 17, sp (who?)
Relievers:
- 6693 Lionel Hollins, 30, mr (224 G, 7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6845 RZA, 29, mr (168 G, -1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6768 Archimonde, 27, mr (151 G, 0.8 PRAA/300)
- 6898 Olivia Jordan, 28, mr (142 G, -5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6912 Jessica Lee Rose, 28, mr (107 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7139 Hunding Gjornersen, 24, mr (65 G, -7.2 PRAA/300)
- 7266 Andreas Brehme, 23, mr (58 G, -8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7149 Jane Villanueva, 23, mr (12 G, -14.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6158 Amerigo Vespucci, 32, rp (384 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6419 Superfruit, 32, rp (299 G, 8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6212 Sarah Michelle Gellar, 35, rp (279 G, 6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6645 Martin Van Buren, 28, rp (228 G, -6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6580 Melody Margaret Grant, 27, rp (210 G, -4.4 PRAA/300)
- 6937 Jadakiss, 26, rp (133 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6906 Johnny Combo Player, 25, rp (122 G, -4.8 PRAA/300)
- 7024 Jim Gaffigan, 25, rp (74 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7313 Zach Weinersmith, 22, rp (37 G, -15.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6977 Kitty Pryde, 23, rp (12 G, -16.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7559 Memphis Bleek, 17, rp (who?)
- 7556 Elizabeth Koshy, 20, rp (who?)
- 7520 Menenius Agrippa, 21, rp (who?)