Roster for San Jose Sexwales:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 7664 Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 21, 1b (37 G, 1.6 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40)
- 7487 Hector Macho Camacho, 19, 1b (23 G, -1.6 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40)
- 7420 Joe Henchman, 21, 2b (59 G, -0.8 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40)
- 6696 Gay Straite, 27, 3b (205 G, -0.4 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40)
- 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 23, 3b (145 G, -1.4 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 7396 Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 21, 3b (113 G, -2.6 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40)
- 7166 Dr. Narwhals Mating, 26, ss (255 G, -3.3 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40)
- 7233 Quindarious Gooch, 24, ss (100 G, -4.8 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40)
Outfielders:
- 7085 Mahogany Loggins, 25, lf (192 G, 0.4 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40)
- 7192 Win Thin, 24, lf (106 G, 0.2 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40)
- 7179 Chardonnay Beaver, 22, cf (120 G, -0.5 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
Starters:
- 6992 Forbes Thor Kiddoo, 28, sp (148 G, 6.6 PRAA/300)
- 7167 Gandalf Hernandez, 26, sp (110 G, 2.4 PRAA/300)
- 7311 Reverend Hobbit Forrest, 21, sp (33 G, -6.0 PRAA/300)
- 7682 Oozi Cats, 20, sp (12 G, -8.2 PRAA/300)
Relievers:
- 7013 Miracle Crimes, 25, mr (188 G, -2.6 PRAA/300)
- 6933 Burm Snart, 29, rp (195 G, 7.6 PRAA/300)
- 7114 Jamez Brickhouse, 26, rp (148 G, -2.3 PRAA/300)
- 7425 Fellony Silas, 21, rp (43 G, -12.1 PRAA/300)
Minors:
- 6601 Silver Bronzo, 31, 2b (427 G, 1.5 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40)
- 6944 Corky Boozé, 27, c (252 G, 1.5 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)
- 7357 Dr. Taekwondo Byrd, 20, cf (43 G, -3.0 DR/40, -14.2 OR/40)
- 7513 Crescent Dragonwagon, 22, lf (39 G, 1.8 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 7558 Salami Blessing, 19, ss
- 7666 Jerusalem Monday, 18, rf