Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 6494 Julius Erving, 32, c (496 G, 1.3 DR/40, 4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6485 Shane Dawson, 30, c (465 G, 2.2 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6435 Jean-Claude Van Damme, 33, c (354 G, -3.9 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6739 James Marshall, 27, c (205 G, 0.6 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7418 Margo Martindale, 23, c (18 G, 0.0 DR/40, -11.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7506 Katrina Peanutbutter, 21, c (15 G, -0.5 DR/40, -12.8 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6635 Zarley Zalapski, 31, 1b (503 G, 0.9 DR/40, 5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6619 Gervaise Brook-Hampster, 31, 1b (367 G, 0.5 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40)
• 6946 Madeline, 27, 1b (260 G, 0.1 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7138 Celeste, 26, 1b (118 G, 2.1 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7723 Eilmer of Malmesbury, 21, 1b
• 7672 Tom Odell, 20, 1b
• 7676 Fran Kranz, 19, 1b
• 6345 Robin van Persie, 31, 2b (662 G, -0.6 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6585 Scott La Rock, 29, 2b (422 G, -0.5 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6661 Mr. Pither, 28, 2b (246 G, -3.0 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40)
• 6799 Rat, 27, 2b (158 G, -0.6 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7472 Greg Serrano, 23, 2b (103 G, -2.8 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7280 Antonio, 24, 2b (24 G, -3.5 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7315 Dick Van Arsdale, 20, 2b (who?)
• 7489 Jeffrey Steininger, 20, 2b (who?)
• 6221 Jay Pritchett, 34, 3b (701 G, 1.9 DR/40, 7.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6979 Mannoroth, 27, 3b (155 G, -1.4 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40)
• 7733 Tom Smith, 19, 3b
• 6309 Hal Greer, 33, ss (526 G, 0.3 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6722 Runaway Bunny, 29, ss (353 G, 4.2 DR/40, -7.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6814 Diablo, 30, ss (288 G, 2.0 DR/40, -7.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6929 Lauren Brie Harding, 26, ss (233 G, -0.6 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7338 Pawel Kryszalowicz, 22, ss (67 G, -0.6 DR/40, -7.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6678 Eleanor Shellstrop, 31, lf (413 G, -1.1 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40)
• 6511 Stan Van Gundy, 32, lf (402 G, 3.4 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7046 Freedy Johnston, 23, lf (127 G, -3.2 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7460 Remy Ma, 20, lf (68 G, -9.1 DR/40, -7.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6949 Mosthigh Thankgod, 27, lf (45 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40)
• 7390 Rebecca Bunch, 23, cf (89 G, -1.2 DR/40, -7.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7220 The B---- in Apt. 23, 22, cf (84 G, -7.4 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40)
• 6621 Milhouse Van Houten, 28, cf (68 G, -2.1 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7512 Tetsuko Umezawa, 21, cf
• 6497 Brutus, 32, rf (434 G, 1.1 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6594 Anub'arak, 32, rf (280 G, 3.0 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40)
• 7054 Shane Battier, 24, rf (74 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7507 Mustardseed, 18, rf (who?)
• 7479 Davis Quinton, 18, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 35, sp (241 G, 7.5 PRAA/300)
• 6457 Baskerville Holmes, 31, sp (195 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6570 Rip Van Winkle, 30, sp (179 G, -3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6816 Method Man, 30, sp (162 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6849 Spike Tournament Grinder, 28, sp (124 G, -2.3 PRAA/300)
• 7088 Gobogeg, 25, sp (103 G, -8.8 PRAA/300)
• 7198 Princess Carolyn, 24, sp (88 G, -11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7093 Steve Beshear, 24, sp (82 G, -10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7374 Courtney Portnoy, 21, sp (31 G, -21.6 PRAA/300)
• 7173 Eihort, 24, sp (29 G, -11.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7349 Auriel, 21, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 6964 Saheeli Rai, 26, mr (97 G, -6.2 PRAA/300)
• 7154 Betty Suarez, 22, mr (12 G, -18.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6220 Peter Rabbit, 33, rp (360 G, 11.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6496 Dorothy Gale, 32, rp (286 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6483 Janne Niinimaa, 33, rp (284 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6518 Zo-Zu the Punisher, 33, rp (259 G, 7.8 PRAA/300)
• 6676 Daniel James Howell, 29, rp (200 G, 0.8 PRAA/300)
• 6588 Infinite Grover, 32, rp (147 G, -0.8 PRAA/300)
• 7240 Rexxar, 25, rp (83 G, -15.5 PRAA/300)
• 7060 Lexur'iga-serr'roth, 24, rp (77 G, -13.4 PRAA/300)
• 7257 Tony Allen, 25, rp (53 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7109 Sailor Brinkley Cook, 25, rp (27 G, -19.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7436 White Josh, 22, rp (13 G, -28.8 PRAA/300)
• 7185 Jose Luis Felix Chilavert Gonzalez, 24, rp (11 G, -16.7 PRAA/300)
• 7550 Lola Honeybone, 22, rp (10 G, -24.3 PRAA/300)
• 7671 Vincent Chase, 18, rp
• 7673 Aaron Mokoena, 20, rp
• 7527 Gerald Messlender, 22, rp (who?)