Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 6888 Brodarious Hamm, 28, c (230 G, 1.6 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40)
• 7678 Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, 20, c (51 G, 0.4 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 7487 Hector Macho Camacho, 20, 1b (58 G, 0.7 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40)
• 7664 Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 22, 2b (76 G, -0.6 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40)
• 6696 Gay Straite, 28, 3b (228 G, -0.2 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40)
• 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 24, 3b (186 G, 0.2 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7396 Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 22, 3b (148 G, -2.4 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40)
• 7233 Quindarious Gooch, 25, ss (136 G, -4.9 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40)
• 7558 Salami Blessing, 20, ss (33 G, -9.8 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 7085 Mahogany Loggins, 26, lf (232 G, -0.3 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40)
• 7179 Chardonnay Beaver, 23, cf (161 G, -0.0 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40)
• 7666 Jerusalem Monday, 19, rf (42 G, -1.6 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40)
• 7830 Cornelius Boza-Edwards, 21, rf (33 G, -0.8 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6992 Forbes Thor Kiddoo, 29, sp (164 G, 6.6 PRAA/300)
• 7167 Gandalf Hernandez, 27, sp (127 G, 2.8 PRAA/300)
• 7311 Reverend Hobbit Forrest, 22, sp (55 G, -6.0 PRAA/300)
• 7682 Oozi Cats, 21, sp (23 G, -13.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7013 Miracle Crimes, 26, mr (214 G, -1.5 PRAA/300)
• 7114 Jamez Brickhouse, 27, rp (164 G, -2.0 PRAA/300)
• 7425 Fellony Silas, 22, rp (55 G, -11.2 PRAA/300)
• 7781 Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, 20, rp (28 G, 3.8 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 7166 Dr. Narwhals Mating, 27, ss (255 G, -3.3 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40)
• 6944 Corky Boozé, 28, c (252 G, 1.5 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)
• 7192 Win Thin, 25, rf (106 G, 0.2 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40)
• 7420 Joe Henchman, 22, 1b (59 G, -0.8 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40)
• 7513 Crescent Dragonwagon, 23, lf (39 G, 1.8 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7798 Unique Wigfall, 19, rp