Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 6663 Arabian Prince, 31, c (454 G, 0.7 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6889 Bears in Chairs, 30, c (347 G, -0.6 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40)
• 6862 Qyntel Woods, 26, c (188 G, -1.6 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7367 Rah Digga, 24, c (74 G, 1.6 DR/40, -8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7812 Josh Blaylock, 17, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 6478 Coriolanus Snow, 32, 1b (472 G, 1.8 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6910 Chrissie Hynde, 29, 1b (304 G, -1.1 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6939 Abholos, 29, 1b (172 G, -0.6 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40)
• 7062 Dr. Julius Jumblemorph, 25, 1b (168 G, 0.7 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40)
• 7132 DMX, 27, 1b (131 G, 0.6 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7804 Caitlin O'Connor, 20, 1b (who?)
• 6601 Silver Bronzo, 32, 2b (427 G, 1.5 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40)
• 6365 Murellus, 32, 2b (399 G, 4.1 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40)
• 6625 Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 31, 2b (366 G, 0.9 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6603 Meloku the Clouded Mirror, 30, 2b (334 G, -1.8 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40)
• 6914 Lizzy Caplan, 30, 2b (330 G, -1.6 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7016 Yog-Sothoth, 29, 2b (225 G, 0.7 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7074 Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer, 27, 2b (143 G, 1.0 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40)
• 7296 Little Blue Truck, 24, 2b (79 G, -0.4 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40)
• 7692 "Apricot" Harrison, 19, 2b (15 G, -3.7 DR/40, -8.5 OR/40)
• 7661 Eric Murphy, 18, 2b (who?)
• 7474 Tony Robinson, 20, 2b (who?)
• 7715 Raja Bell, 18, 2b (who?)
• 6927 Cappadonna, 29, 3b (320 G, 0.8 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6772 Claudio Caniggia, 29, 3b (313 G, -1.9 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6389 Bree Sharp, 32, ss (609 G, -0.6 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6775 Casper Lee, 28, ss (289 G, -0.7 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40)
• 7218 Cornelius, 25, ss (129 G, 1.7 DR/40, -9.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7685 Mr. Peanutbutter Sr., 18, ss
• 7822 Reya Dawnbringer, 18, ss

Outfielders:

• 6640 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 31, lf (423 G, 5.3 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40)
• 6890 Dennis Bergkamp, 26, lf (215 G, 0.4 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7365 Patrick Carney, 22, lf (45 G, -3.9 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7665 Emmara Tandris, 22, lf (40 G, -4.2 DR/40, -14.3 OR/40)
• 7778 Bob Kelso, 19, lf (who?)
• 6408 Randy Quaid, 34, cf (428 G, -0.2 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7321 Ral Zarek, 23, cf (97 G, -12.9 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40)
• 7357 Dr. Taekwondo Byrd, 21, cf (43 G, -3.0 DR/40, -14.2 OR/40)
• 7394 Cat Deeley, 20, cf (23 G, -0.5 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7163 Common, 27, rf (210 G, 0.4 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6941 Michael Laudrup, 26, rf (166 G, -0.8 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7750 Ted Buckland, 17, rf (who?)
• 7663 Johnny Chase, 18, rf (who?)
• 7493 Joseph-Desire Job, 19, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 6072 Davide Scabin, 35, sp (247 G, 0.2 PRAA/300)
• 6523 David, 33, sp (190 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6740 Reg, 32, sp (176 G, 4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7251 Marius Muller-Westernhagen, 25, sp (63 G, -10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6975 Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, 25, sp (63 G, -6.6 PRAA/300)
• 6855 Rasheed Wallace, 30, sp (44 G, -5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7131 Judah Mannowdog, 23, sp (30 G, -10.9 PRAA/300)
• 7378 Yamila Diaz-Rahi, 22, sp (26 G, -14.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7448 Adeliz the Cinder Wind, 24, sp (11 G, -14.5 PRAA/300)
• 7359 Muff Potter, 21, sp (7 G, -31.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7406 Detheroc, 20, sp
• 7688 Mark Dayton, 18, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 6747 Uncle Henry, 28, mr (159 G, -1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7171 Sylvanas Windrunner, 23, mr (27 G, -18.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5970 Rose Bertram, 36, rp (309 G, -1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6249 Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, 34, rp (278 G, 2.4 PRAA/300)
• 6639 Valdas Adamkus, 33, rp (254 G, 14.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6933 Burm Snart, 30, rp (195 G, 7.6 PRAA/300)
• 6691 Solomon, 29, rp (162 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7190 Deckard Cain, 27, rp (119 G, -3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7103 Bjorn Nordqvist, 25, rp (100 G, -0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7258 Jan Eliasson, 23, rp (94 G, -7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7122 Chica, 25, rp (89 G, -11.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7250 Gaston, 25, rp (39 G, -12.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7728 Melissa Satta, 18, rp (who?)
• 7764 Kayti Edwards, 17, rp
• 7480 Jari Kurri, 22, rp (who?)
• 7344 Voltimand, 21, rp