Roster for San Jose Sexwales:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 7487 Hector Macho Camacho, 21, 1b (97 G, 0.2 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40)
- 7664 Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 23, 2b (114 G, 0.8 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40)
- 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 25, 3b (230 G, -0.3 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 7870 Steele Fortress, 21, 3b (31 G, -12.1 DR/40, -7.7 OR/40)
- 7233 Quindarious Gooch, 26, ss (166 G, -5.0 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40)
- 7558 Salami Blessing, 21, ss (74 G, -7.2 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40)
Outfielders:
- 7085 Mahogany Loggins, 27, lf (272 G, -0.3 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40)
- 7513 Crescent Dragonwagon, 24, lf (75 G, 1.9 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 7179 Chardonnay Beaver, 24, cf (198 G, -0.7 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40)
- 7396 Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 23, rf (196 G, -1.5 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40)
Starters:
- 6992 Forbes Thor Kiddoo, 30, sp (177 G, 6.8 PRAA/300)
- 7167 Gandalf Hernandez, 28, sp (140 G, 2.1 PRAA/300)
- 7311 Reverend Hobbit Forrest, 23, sp (67 G, -5.9 PRAA/300)
- 7913 Happy Kampire, 20, sp (20 G, -6.2 PRAA/300)
- 7909 Candy Button Disco, 20, sp (12 G, -1.0 PRAA/300)
Relievers:
- 7013 Miracle Crimes, 27, mr (237 G, -1.3 PRAA/300)
- 7114 Jamez Brickhouse, 28, rp (185 G, -1.8 PRAA/300)
- 7781 Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, 21, rp (54 G, 2.9 PRAA/300)
- 7682 Oozi Cats, 22, rp (39 G, -13.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 7166 Dr. Narwhals Mating, 28, ss (255 G, -3.3 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40)
- 6696 Gay Straite, 29, 3b (228 G, -0.2 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40)
- 7420 Joe Henchman, 23, 1b (59 G, -0.8 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40)
- 7830 Cornelius Boza-Edwards, 22, lf (33 G, -0.8 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 7877 Terry Tickhill Terrell, 17, 2b
- 7798 Unique Wigfall, 20, rp