Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

Infielders:

6886 Alan Menken, 27, 2b (42 G, 2.5 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40) (who?)
7446 Peasblossom, 24, 2b (25 G, 0.8 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40)
7748 Sleeping Beauty, 18, 2b (who?)
6790 Kayode Ewumi, 29, 3b (378 G, 2.9 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40)
6669 Jenny Slate, 30, 3b (377 G, -2.1 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
7045 Tyrael, 29, 3b (313 G, 0.5 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
6982 Secretariat, 26, 3b (279 G, -2.6 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
7205 Ammutseba, 28, 3b (274 G, -0.3 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
7263 Daisy Ridley, 25, 3b (107 G, -2.3 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
7346 Slick Woods, 24, 3b (48 G, -0.1 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
7921 Pete Tyler, 17, 3b (who?)
7908 Donny Donowitz, 19, 3b
6903 Keith Van Horn, 31, ss (449 G, 2.3 DR/40, 6.2 OR/40) (who?)
6742 Maurice Lucas, 31, ss (376 G, 0.4 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
7029 Miriam Maisel, 29, ss (297 G, 0.3 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40)
6897 Masta Killa, 30, ss (202 G, -1.4 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
7209 Coinchenn, 27, ss (112 G, 1.3 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40)
7468 Julia Sawalha, 24, ss (74 G, 0.7 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)
7471 Mr. Hilter, 24, ss (4 G, -7.0 DR/40, -11.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

6620 Skee-Lo, 31, lf (515 G, -2.0 DR/40, 3.9 OR/40) (who?)
6864 Zdeno Chára, 30, lf (331 G, 2.7 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
7278 Miranda Cosgrove, 24, lf (161 G, -2.6 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
7791 Perry Cox, 18, lf (who?)
6657 Joel Embiid, 32, cf (541 G, 0.0 DR/40, 6.9 OR/40) (who?)
6697 Charles Joseph McDonnell, 31, cf (495 G, 0.4 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
6614 Colm O Ciosoig, 32, cf (357 G, 1.6 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
7072 Chris Gladwin, 25, cf (163 G, -1.7 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
6565 Jonah Hill, 32, rf (302 G, 2.6 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
7376 Lady Sun, 26, rf (145 G, -9.4 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
7462 Ilya Kovalchuk, 24, rf (92 G, -10.6 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
7392 Kelsey Jannings, 22, rf (1 G, -24.0 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40) (who?)
7918 Miss Teach-Bot, 20, rf

Starters:

6563 Paolo Maldini, 34, sp (281 G, 4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
6421 Thrall Son of Durotan, 32, sp (197 G, -1.0 PRAA/300)
6548 Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, 34, sp (183 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
7272 Shiggy, 27, sp (86 G, -8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
6764 Mamrie Hart, 30, sp (77 G, -3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
7742 Shawn Marion, 22, sp (42 G, -11.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
7477 Ricky LaFleur, 21, sp (41 G, -13.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
7698 Vorel of the Hull Clade, 22, sp (15 G, -11.4 PRAA/300)
7674 Mirko Vosk, 23, sp (13 G, -2.8 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

6641 Leeroy Jenkins, 34, mr (255 G, 4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
6884 Cool Breeze, 30, mr (235 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
7526 Kyla Coleman, 20, mr (18 G, -20.7 PRAA/300)
7896 Laci Green, 18, mr (who?)
6362 I-Perfection Harris, 36, rp (381 G, 10.9 PRAA/300)
6277 Daniel Boulud, 35, rp (370 G, 11.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
6475 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 33, rp (348 G, -5.4 PRAA/300)
6652 Kel'Thuzad, 33, rp (322 G, 9.7 PRAA/300)
6609 Markelle Fultz, 33, rp (276 G, 1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
6418 Matt Bruce, 34, rp (254 G, 5.8 PRAA/300)
6695 Dominik Hašek, 33, rp (229 G, 5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
6840 Baal, 28, rp (209 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
6598 Ben Simmons, 31, rp (201 G, -7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
6892 Earn Marks, 31, rp (179 G, 3.4 PRAA/300)
6932 Monika Jagaciak, 30, rp (171 G, -3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
7429 Varimathras, 24, rp (102 G, -11.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
7073 Nikolai Khabibulin, 26, rp (93 G, -9.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
7337 Leah, 26, rp (61 G, -3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
7425 Fellony Silas, 23, rp (55 G, -11.2 PRAA/300)
7412 Jerzy Dudek, 23, rp (26 G, -15.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
7494 Amy March, 24, rp (16 G, -8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
7540 Cthaeghya, 21, rp (14 G, -20.3 PRAA/300)
7766 Mike Birbiglia, 22, rp (6 G, -20.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
7912 Maude Gorman, 18, rp
7340 Saku Koivu, 26, rp (who?)
7697 Salvatore Assante, 19, rp