Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 6944 Corky Boozé, 30, c (294 G, 1.0 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7678 Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, 22, c (139 G, -0.1 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 7487 Hector Macho Camacho, 22, 1b (136 G, 0.9 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40)
• 7664 Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 24, 2b (155 G, -0.1 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40)
• 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 26, 3b (277 G, 0.4 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7870 Steele Fortress, 22, 3b (51 G, -10.8 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40)
• 7558 Salami Blessing, 22, ss (114 G, -5.2 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40)
• 8000 Atilla Freska, 20, ss (27 G, 1.6 DR/40, -18.4 OR/40)
• 7934 General Booty, 20, ss (26 G, -2.9 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 7085 Mahogany Loggins, 28, lf (314 G, -0.2 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40)
• 7513 Crescent Dragonwagon, 25, lf (119 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7179 Chardonnay Beaver, 25, cf (238 G, 0.1 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40)
• 7396 Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 24, rf (241 G, -2.2 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6992 Forbes Thor Kiddoo, 31, sp (197 G, 7.4 PRAA/300)
• 7167 Gandalf Hernandez, 29, sp (154 G, 2.0 PRAA/300)
• 7909 Candy Button Disco, 21, sp (26 G, 0.5 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 7013 Miracle Crimes, 28, mr (265 G, -3.0 PRAA/300)
• 7948 Cameo Crispi, 20, mr (23 G, -2.1 PRAA/300)
• 7114 Jamez Brickhouse, 29, rp (210 G, -1.1 PRAA/300)
• 7781 Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, 22, rp (74 G, 0.8 PRAA/300)
• 7682 Oozi Cats, 23, rp (58 G, -11.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6696 Gay Straite, 30, 3b (228 G, -0.2 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40)
• 7233 Quindarious Gooch, 27, ss (166 G, -5.0 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40)
• 7311 Reverend Hobbit Forrest, 24, sp (67 G, -5.9 PRAA/300)
• 7420 Joe Henchman, 24, 1b (59 G, -0.8 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40)
• 7830 Cornelius Boza-Edwards, 23, lf (33 G, -0.8 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7913 Happy Kampire, 21, sp (21 G, -6.6 PRAA/300)