Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 7117 Ingrid Nilsen, 29, c (339 G, -1.3 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6769 Emperor, 30, c (244 G, 1.5 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6994 Arlinn Kord, 28, c (222 G, 0.6 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40)
• 7856 Sibusiso Zuma, 18, c (who?)
• 7992 Jean-Marie Le Bris, 20, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 6808 Arvydas Sabonis, 30, 1b (321 G, 2.7 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7702 Cyäegha, 24, 1b (134 G, -2.7 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7303 Valeria Mazza, 23, 1b (91 G, -2.4 DR/40, -7.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7531 Emma Leroy, 21, 1b (26 G, -1.5 DR/40, -13.4 OR/40)
• 7945 Ryan North, 17, 1b (who?)
• 7837 Bo-Peep, 18, 1b (who?)
• 6824 Marc Wilmots, 29, 2b (400 G, -1.7 DR/40, 8.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6963 A Ryan Seacrest Type, 31, 2b (328 G, -2.4 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40)
• 7040 Roberto Baggio, 29, 2b (312 G, 0.1 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6943 Eli, 29, 2b (303 G, 2.4 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7184 Flula Borg, 26, 2b (245 G, -1.4 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7714 Nozdormu, 22, 2b (85 G, -4.2 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40)
• 7938 Fabio, 19, 2b (who?)
• 7877 Terry Tickhill Terrell, 18, 2b
• 6900 Van Keefer, 30, 3b (327 G, 0.3 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40)
• 7172 Zach Randolph, 29, 3b (233 G, 2.1 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7210 Paul Samwell-Smith, 24, 3b (107 G, -0.1 DR/40, -7.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7314 Damian Kulash, 23, 3b (80 G, -2.1 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7989 St. Augustine, 21, 3b (who?)
• 7965 Gwarloth, 17, 3b
• 6373 Rich Sutter, 34, ss (572 G, -5.1 DR/40, 8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7000 BoJack Horseman, 31, ss (386 G, -3.3 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7234 Coriolanus, 28, ss (297 G, 4.6 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7157 Coolio, 28, ss (229 G, -2.0 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7221 Adun Oakenshield, 25, ss (120 G, -6.1 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40)
• 7711 Squiffy, 22, ss (24 G, -0.5 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40)
• 7927 Trebonius, 19, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6412 Olivia Newton-John, 33, lf (372 G, -0.5 DR/40, 6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7033 Joseph Heller, 26, lf (241 G, 0.1 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7680 Hannah Horvath, 21, lf (117 G, -0.9 DR/40, -9.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7834 Richard Garfield, 22, lf (61 G, -4.7 DR/40, -11.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7914 Rakdos the Showstopper, 22, lf (23 G, -11.8 DR/40, -16.9 OR/40)
• 7886 Kazran Sardick, 19, cf
• 6847 Willy Wonka, 31, rf (504 G, -1.9 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7092 Andariel, 29, rf (393 G, 5.3 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40)
• 6948 Strong Bad, 30, rf (372 G, 2.0 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7442 Cobweb, 23, rf (109 G, 3.4 DR/40, -8.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7795 Ebonee Davis, 19, rf (who?)
• 7942 Jim Hacker, 17, rf (who?)
• 7787 Sean Murray, 20, rf (who?)
• 8012 Cuddlywhiskers, 20, rf

Starters:

• 6409 Raven Baxter, 35, sp (295 G, 7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6752 Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, 34, sp (222 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6540 Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, 32, sp (187 G, 8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7112 Mr. Creosote, 28, sp (146 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7201 Gabriel Angelfire, 28, sp (94 G, -5.8 PRAA/300)
• 6945 The Little Engine That Could, 27, sp (87 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7492 Griselbrand, 25, sp (62 G, -13.3 PRAA/300)
• 7339 Malthael, 23, sp (59 G, -6.8 PRAA/300)
• 7399 Charles Barkley, 26, sp (43 G, -8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7967 Golothess, 17, sp

Relievers:

• 6656 Flavius, 32, mr (317 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6491 Linus Van Pelt, 33, mr (251 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7219 Arwassa, 27, mr (98 G, -7.9 PRAA/300)
• 7498 Hank Yarbo, 25, mr (59 G, -14.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7721 Georges Carnus, 22, mr (12 G, -6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7985 John Ralston Saul, 17, mr (who?)
• 6618 Jacques Songo'o, 32, rp (278 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6746 Leomie Anderson, 33, rp (266 G, 10.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7355 Tim Berners-Lee, 27, rp (85 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7722 Debbie Katzenberg, 21, rp (49 G, -14.6 PRAA/300)
• 7403 Imogen Heap, 24, rp (15 G, -9.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7920 Jeremy Portland-Smythe, 21, rp (12 G, -19.2 PRAA/300)
• 7851 Lem Hewitt, 19, rp (6 G, -10.7 PRAA/300)
• 7798 Unique Wigfall, 21, rp
• 7939 Dick Barnett, 18, rp (who?)
• 7859 Candace Smith, 18, rp (who?)