Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 7094 Michael Ian Black, 27, c (293 G, -1.0 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7801 Bucky Pizzarelli, 22, c (101 G, -0.3 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7529 Jeff Tweedy, 24, 1b (263 G, -0.2 DR/40, 10.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7104 Hakan Loob, 29, 2b (436 G, 4.0 DR/40, 7.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7817 John Pizzarelli, 21, 2b (43 G, -2.6 DR/40, 7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6887 Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 29, 3b (418 G, 3.9 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40)
• 7256 Jim Morrison, 27, ss (415 G, 2.4 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7084 Joshua, 29, lf (393 G, 0.2 DR/40, 7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7744 Tom Morello, 24, lf (47 G, -2.3 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7269 Miranda Lambert, 26, cf (387 G, 3.5 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7341 Dan Auerbach, 24, cf (98 G, 1.2 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7737 Tom DeLonge, 25, rf (199 G, 1.8 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6392 June Carter Cash, 35, sp (273 G, 8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 28, sp (196 G, 8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7393 David Gray, 26, sp (106 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7539 Jeff Beck, 25, sp (91 G, 10.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7153 Teemu Selanne, 26, mr (220 G, 8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7140 Blackitt, 30, mr (202 G, 1.9 PRAA/300)
• 7470 Beto O'Rourke, 23, mr (48 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7235 Rustu Recber, 29, rp (153 G, 10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7457 Skylar Grey, 26, rp (123 G, 3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6683 Lin Sivvi, 35, lf (625 G, 1.9 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40)
• 7297 Peter the Goatherd, 24, lf (88 G, 0.7 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40)
• 8006 Crackling Drake, 22, 3b (40 G, 6.3 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40)
• 8078 Judah Akers, 20, rp (6 G, -4.5 PRAA/300)
• 8069 Marsha Hunt, 21, ss (who?)
• 7976 Rufus Wainwright, 21, c (who?)