Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 6944 Corky Boozé, 31, c (321 G, 0.7 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7678 Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, 23, c (186 G, 0.3 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 7487 Hector Macho Camacho, 23, 1b (173 G, 1.8 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40)
• 7664 Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 25, 2b (188 G, -0.7 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40)
• 7784 MC Hammer, 20, 2b (12 G, -17.7 DR/40, -11.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 27, 3b (320 G, -0.1 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7934 General Booty, 21, ss (72 G, -2.8 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 7830 Cornelius Boza-Edwards, 24, lf (73 G, -0.4 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 8000 Atilla Freska, 21, lf (69 G, -0.8 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40)
• 7179 Chardonnay Beaver, 26, cf (261 G, -0.4 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40)
• 8089 Cory Phast Lane, 19, cf (41 G, -4.7 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40)
• 7396 Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 25, rf (287 G, -2.3 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40)

Starters:

• 7167 Gandalf Hernandez, 30, sp (169 G, 2.6 PRAA/300)
• 7311 Reverend Hobbit Forrest, 25, sp (85 G, -4.6 PRAA/300)
• 7909 Candy Button Disco, 22, sp (41 G, 0.4 PRAA/300)
• 7913 Happy Kampire, 22, sp (24 G, -1.7 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 7013 Miracle Crimes, 29, mr (292 G, -2.2 PRAA/300)
• 7948 Cameo Crispi, 21, mr (44 G, -2.8 PRAA/300)
• 7114 Jamez Brickhouse, 30, rp (237 G, -1.2 PRAA/300)
• 7781 Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, 23, rp (98 G, 5.6 PRAA/300)
• 7682 Oozi Cats, 24, rp (72 G, -12.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7233 Quindarious Gooch, 28, ss (166 G, -5.0 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40)
• 7513 Crescent Dragonwagon, 26, lf (119 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7558 Salami Blessing, 23, ss (114 G, -5.2 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40)
• 7870 Steele Fortress, 23, rf (51 G, -10.8 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40)
• 8046 Manchester United MacGyver, 21, ss (18 G, -3.3 DR/40, -12.0 OR/40)
• 8101 Syncere Friends, 17, 1b