Roster for waivers:
Catchers:
- 6940 Tony Twist, 30, c (358 G, -1.6 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 7078 Blythe Masters, 27, c (326 G, 2.0 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 7747 Kate Stewart, 24, c (66 G, -6.5 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40)
- 7496 Hallar the Firefletcher, 25, c (53 G, 3.3 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40)
- 8040 Eric Daniel Djemba-Djemba, 21, c (who?)
- 7932 Enigma Drake, 21, c
Infielders:
- 6787 Aaron, 31, 1b (564 G, 0.8 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 6725 Lin Chi-Ling, 33, 1b (464 G, -2.4 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40)
- 7735 Abbas ibn Firnas, 22, 1b (105 G, -3.0 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 7677 Keith Douglas Habersberger, 23, 1b (77 G, -2.4 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40)
- 7420 Joe Henchman, 25, 1b (59 G, -0.8 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40)
- 7739 Lazav the Multifarious, 21, 1b (44 G, -0.9 DR/40, -16.1 OR/40)
- 6727 Sweet Orefice, 34, 2b (574 G, 2.1 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40)
- 6909 Leslie Van Houten, 30, 2b (342 G, 0.6 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 6613 Uyo Silent Prophet, 32, 3b (571 G, -1.7 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40)
- 6901 Bonzi Wells, 32, 3b (431 G, -1.9 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 6696 Gay Straite, 31, 3b (228 G, -0.2 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40)
- 7794 "Tinned Peach" Thompson, 24, 3b (111 G, 1.9 DR/40, -7.5 OR/40)
- 7836 Samuel, 23, 3b (44 G, -5.8 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 7982 Tim Gunn, 20, 3b (who?)
- 8086 Epicurus, 19, 3b (who?)
- 8087 Gavin Belson, 18, 3b (who?)
- 7774 Carla Espinosa, 20, 3b (who?)
- 7006 Yann LeCun, 29, ss (386 G, 2.5 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 6970 Drew Scanlon, 28, ss (296 G, 0.1 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 6983 Kaia Gerber, 29, ss (290 G, -1.9 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 7166 Dr. Narwhals Mating, 30, ss (290 G, -2.9 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40)
- 7020 Amar Bose, 28, ss (146 G, -0.1 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 7828 Dythalla, 24, ss (107 G, -2.8 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40)
Outfielders:
- 7085 Mahogany Loggins, 29, lf (314 G, -0.2 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40)
- 7247 Shylock, 28, lf (268 G, 1.3 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 8015 Mary, 21, lf (44 G, -15.8 DR/40, -16.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 6930 Mordechai, 32, cf (534 G, 3.3 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 6789 Clyde Drexler, 33, cf (534 G, 5.1 DR/40, 8.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 6778 Terry Porter, 34, cf (446 G, -1.9 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 7333 Connie Hawkins, 26, cf (264 G, -2.1 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 7824 Roy Keane, 21, cf (75 G, 0.0 DR/40, -10.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 7854 Estanislao Struway Samaniego, 23, cf (35 G, 0.5 DR/40, -8.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 6804 Radek Dvořák, 34, rf (538 G, 2.1 DR/40, 8.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 6860 Highlord Alarak, 31, rf (410 G, 2.4 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40)
- 6753 Jiří Šlégr, 32, rf (386 G, -3.9 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 6956 Curious George, 28, rf (324 G, -0.2 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 7063 Josh Peck, 30, rf (298 G, 0.3 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 7905 Nicholas Petricca, 20, rf (17 G, -0.5 DR/40, -16.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 7657 Yuan Huangtou, 21, rf (1 G, 20.0 DR/40, -12.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 8051 David Blatt, 17, rf (who?)
- 8025 Marullus, 20, rf (who?)
- 7857 Kathy Nightingale, 19, rf
Starters:
- 6671 Jaromír Jágr, 35, sp (246 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6611 Olivia Culpo, 32, sp (205 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6984 Ben Savage, 32, sp (204 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6581 James William Sawyer, 32, sp (145 G, -2.9 PRAA/300)
- 7213 James Van Der Beek, 28, sp (108 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7523 Wanda Dollard, 22, sp (71 G, -12.1 PRAA/300)
- 7386 Ctoggha, 24, sp (44 G, -16.2 PRAA/300)
- 7793 Wymer, 24, sp (39 G, -8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7878 James Wong, 19, sp (who?)
Relievers:
- 8024 Mark Bittman, 19, mr (who?)
- 6882 Montgomery Burns, 32, rp (301 G, 3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7003 Chaugnar Faugn, 31, rp (242 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7068 Brad Sherwood, 31, rp (227 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6842 Badger, 30, rp (226 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7326 Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, 27, rp (168 G, -0.2 PRAA/300)
- 7148 Ayn Rand, 29, rp (146 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6920 Jasmyn Wilkins, 31, rp (142 G, -1.2 PRAA/300)
- 7432 Frantisek Stambachr, 24, rp (61 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7738 The Dweller in the Gulf, 21, rp (44 G, -17.6 PRAA/300)
- 7667 Kelleth Cuthbert, 22, rp (39 G, -20.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7803 Metellus Cimber, 23, rp (23 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7898 Billy Shipton, 19, rp
- 7911 Volumnia, 19, rp (who?)
- 8097 Octavian, 18, rp (who?)