Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 7801 Bucky Pizzarelli, 23, c (136 G, 0.1 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7976 Rufus Wainwright, 22, c (26 G, 5.2 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7529 Jeff Tweedy, 25, 1b (311 G, -0.9 DR/40, 11.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7104 Hakan Loob, 30, 2b (478 G, 4.1 DR/40, 7.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7817 John Pizzarelli, 22, 2b (64 G, -1.3 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6887 Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 30, 3b (452 G, 4.1 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40)
• 7256 Jim Morrison, 28, ss (463 G, 2.1 DR/40, 7.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7084 Joshua, 30, lf (438 G, 0.5 DR/40, 8.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7269 Miranda Lambert, 27, cf (432 G, 3.8 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7341 Dan Auerbach, 25, cf (127 G, 1.4 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7737 Tom DeLonge, 26, rf (231 G, 0.9 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7297 Peter the Goatherd, 25, rf (124 G, 0.8 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6392 June Carter Cash, 36, sp (286 G, 8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 29, sp (215 G, 7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7393 David Gray, 27, sp (121 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7539 Jeff Beck, 26, sp (103 G, 10.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7153 Teemu Selanne, 27, mr (239 G, 9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7140 Blackitt, 31, mr (225 G, 2.1 PRAA/300)
• 7470 Beto O'Rourke, 24, mr (69 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6985 Fred Savage, 33, rp (259 G, 7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7235 Rustu Recber, 30, rp (174 G, 10.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7457 Skylar Grey, 27, rp (133 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7744 Tom Morello, 25, lf (57 G, -2.5 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 8006 Crackling Drake, 23, 3b (53 G, 3.8 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40)
• 8078 Judah Akers, 21, sp (12 G, -8.3 PRAA/300)
• 8023 Kyle Carson, 18, 3b
• 8117 Hamilton Leithauser, 18, cf (who?)