Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 6848 Esther, 30, c (577 G, -1.3 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6730 Zdenek Nehoda, 31, c (469 G, 2.3 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7478 Chiwetel Ejiofor, 25, 1b (245 G, 0.9 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7401 James Cromwell, 27, 2b (302 G, 0.9 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7301 Tiberius, 27, 3b (325 G, 4.0 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6991 Biz Markie, 29, ss (412 G, 4.8 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7127 Tippi Hedren, 26, ss (292 G, 3.4 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7288 Asa Romson, 25, lf (185 G, 1.1 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6973 Overmind, 31, cf (525 G, 5.8 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7146 Bruce Campbell, 26, cf (326 G, 0.8 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7740 Jennifer Hall, 25, rf (215 G, -2.2 DR/40, 8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7741 Paul Schneider, 24, rf (53 G, 1.1 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 7048 Amon-Gorloth, 31, sp (178 G, 4.4 PRAA/300)
• 7188 Caroline Kennedy, 29, sp (154 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7105 Walter Tkaczuk, 30, sp (133 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7262 Lady Gaga, 28, sp (126 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 6801 Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, 31, mr (243 G, -0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7236 Shigeru Miyamoto, 29, mr (118 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6972 Rob McElhenney, 29, rp (280 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7087 Bill Burr, 28, rp (264 G, 9.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7753 Ron Funches, 24, rp (96 G, 8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7208 Hazezon Tamar, 28, cf (241 G, 0.3 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40)
• 7032 Pimp C, 31, sp (164 G, 5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7514 Anthony Stewart Head, 26, c (149 G, 0.4 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7309 Pericles Prince of Tyre, 28, sp (99 G, -2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8029 Joey King, 20, cf (who?)
• 8045 Odette Anabelle, 20, rf