Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 6848 Esther, 31, c (621 G, -1.2 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7478 Chiwetel Ejiofor, 26, 1b (288 G, 0.6 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7401 James Cromwell, 28, 2b (335 G, 0.4 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7301 Tiberius, 28, 3b (367 G, 3.4 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7430 Walter Centeno Corea, 27, ss (373 G, 1.1 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7127 Tippi Hedren, 27, ss (336 G, 3.1 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7288 Asa Romson, 26, lf (207 G, 1.7 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6973 Overmind, 32, cf (571 G, 5.8 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7146 Bruce Campbell, 27, cf (368 G, 1.0 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 8029 Joey King, 21, cf (24 G, 0.0 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7740 Jennifer Hall, 26, rf (264 G, -2.4 DR/40, 8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7741 Paul Schneider, 25, rf (91 G, 0.8 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 7199 Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, 28, sp (175 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7188 Caroline Kennedy, 30, sp (166 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7105 Walter Tkaczuk, 31, sp (147 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7262 Lady Gaga, 29, sp (136 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7508 Fan Zhiyi, 25, mr (177 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7236 Shigeru Miyamoto, 30, mr (142 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6972 Rob McElhenney, 30, rp (308 G, 4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7087 Bill Burr, 29, rp (286 G, 10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7753 Ron Funches, 25, rp (122 G, 9.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7514 Anthony Stewart Head, 27, c (149 G, 0.4 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7562 Pickles Aplenty, 23, sp (40 G, -10.1 PRAA/300)
• 8045 Odette Anabelle, 21, rf (5 G, -7.2 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40)
• 8122 Jay Johnston, 20, rp (who?)
• 8184 Ashley Eckstein, 18, ss (who?)
• 8156 Dilshad Vadsaria, 19, 2b (who?)