Roster for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:

Catchers:

• 7211 Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, 30, c (403 G, 0.8 DR/40, 3.9 OR/40)
• 7930 Ralph Stilton, 21, c (70 G, -2.9 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7049 Bradley Hitler-Smith, 31, 1b (400 G, 0.7 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40)
• 7775 Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 25, 1b (223 G, 1.6 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7453 Vincent Adultman, 27, 2b (335 G, 0.8 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40)
• 7522 Jeff Mangum, 24, 3b (111 G, 2.7 DR/40, -10.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7415 Sebastian St. Clair, 24, ss (272 G, 2.8 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7659 Mr. Peanutbutter, 26, lf (259 G, -0.6 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 8048 Pinky Penguin, 21, lf (93 G, -0.1 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40)
• 7091 Sarah Lynn, 30, cf (505 G, -0.5 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40)
• 7224 Copernicus, 28, cf (281 G, 2.5 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7892 Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, 24, rf (130 G, 3.0 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40)

Starters:

• 8135 Lenny Turteltaub, 17, sp (10 G, -20.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7503 Diane Nguyen, 26, mr (154 G, 7.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7929 Stefani Stilton, 22, mr (54 G, -9.4 PRAA/300)
• 6835 George Sears, 31, rp (325 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7047 Baron Von Count, 31, rp (290 G, -0.4 PRAA/300)
• 7300 Todd Chavez, 29, rp (217 G, 9.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7771 Henry Winkler, 24, rp (110 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7709 McGruff the Crime Dog, 22, rp (88 G, -8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8041 Charlotte Moore, 20, rp (35 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7888 Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, 21, cf (83 G, 1.4 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40)
• 8144 Herb Kazzaz, 18, 3b (who?)
• 8053 Stingray Liotta, 18, ss
• 8134 Scott Wolf, 17, lf (who?)
• 8106 Mark Sheehan, 17, rp (who?)
• 8177 Irving Jannings, 20, cf