Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 6761 Jace Vryn's Prodigy, 32, c (521 G, 1.7 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40)
• 6730 Zdenek Nehoda, 32, c (469 G, 2.3 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6944 Corky Boozé, 32, c (321 G, 0.7 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7094 Michael Ian Black, 28, c (300 G, -1.0 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7328 John Gilmore, 29, c (227 G, -0.5 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7268 Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, 26, c (199 G, 1.7 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40)
• 7868 Ronaldo de Assis Moreira, 23, c (161 G, 1.6 DR/40, -9.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7979 Red Auerbach, 20, c (47 G, -10.0 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7858 Vern Mikkelsen, 22, c (32 G, 0.8 DR/40, -15.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7907 Kaya Orzhov Usurper, 23, 1b (9 G, 2.7 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40)
• 7940 Sir Humphrey Appleby, 20, 1b (who?)
• 8128 Owen Harper, 21, 1b (who?)
• 7466 Balnazzar, 26, 2b (267 G, -1.9 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40)
• 7732 Marcellus, 26, 2b (156 G, 3.4 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 8120 Esther Grace Earl, 17, 2b
• 8033 Mickey Smith, 19, 2b (who?)
• 7548 Raff Capashen, 26, 3b (133 G, -2.6 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40)
• 7780 Ana Spanakopita, 22, 3b (58 G, 0.3 DR/40, -14.3 OR/40)
• 7067 Amy Schumer, 32, ss (458 G, 0.1 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7413 Evgeni Malkin, 27, ss (229 G, -0.9 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7233 Quindarious Gooch, 29, ss (166 G, -5.0 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40)
• 7844 Dzéwà, 22, ss (46 G, -2.8 DR/40, -13.7 OR/40)
• 7887 Thierry Henry, 21, ss (30 G, -3.6 DR/40, -7.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 8046 Manchester United MacGyver, 22, ss (18 G, -3.3 DR/40, -12.0 OR/40)
• 7998 G. Dep, 21, ss (who?)
• 8092 Marius Listhrop, 20, ss
• 8189 Michelle Trachtenberg, 20, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7716 Cynothoglys, 24, lf (133 G, -3.5 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7513 Crescent Dragonwagon, 27, lf (119 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 8085 Kurt Rambis, 18, lf (who?)
• 7884 Sally Sparrow, 20, lf (who?)
• 8007 Jack Horner, 19, lf (who?)
• 6866 Carla Bruni, 31, cf (394 G, 1.1 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6935 Zeratul, 32, cf (357 G, -1.4 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7265 Gwendolyn Di Corci, 29, cf (262 G, 1.7 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40)
• 7208 Hazezon Tamar, 29, cf (241 G, 0.3 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40)
• 7467 Fat Joe, 28, cf (203 G, 0.5 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 8118 Vladimir Beschastnykh, 18, cf (who?)
• 6683 Lin Sivvi, 36, rf (625 G, 1.9 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40)
• 6974 Melissa Stetten, 32, rf (453 G, -3.6 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40)
• 7004 Matthew Inman, 30, rf (444 G, 0.2 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7192 Win Thin, 29, rf (196 G, -2.1 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40)
• 7486 Gravedigger, 27, rf (180 G, -0.2 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7973 Ferdinand von Zeppelin, 23, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 6874 Ben Schwartz, 33, sp (207 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6743 Barbara Palvin, 33, sp (205 G, -3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6907 Old Lady Whispering Hush, 32, sp (182 G, 5.5 PRAA/300)
• 7048 Amon-Gorloth, 32, sp (178 G, 4.4 PRAA/300)
• 7032 Pimp C, 32, sp (164 G, 5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7182 Marc Gasol, 28, sp (140 G, -7.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7309 Pericles Prince of Tyre, 29, sp (99 G, -2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7729 Ysera, 26, sp (80 G, -7.5 PRAA/300)
• 7437 Valencia Perez, 24, sp (64 G, -7.9 PRAA/300)
• 7790 Martin Pizzarelli, 25, sp (43 G, -5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7866 Jorge Campos Navarrete, 23, sp (21 G, -18.2 PRAA/300)
• 7783 Albrecht Berblinger, 21, sp (2 G, -32.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8080 Celestine Hycieth Babayaro, 20, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 7013 Miracle Crimes, 30, mr (292 G, -2.2 PRAA/300)
• 6801 Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, 32, mr (247 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7555 Lauren Jones, 27, mr (52 G, -3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7977 Baldrick, 22, mr (27 G, -16.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7125 Nyaghoggua, 28, rp (248 G, -1.2 PRAA/300)
• 7275 Oscar Ortiz, 30, rp (198 G, 4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7391 Aylith, 24, rp (97 G, -11.8 PRAA/300)
• 7669 Edward Gallo Fulmer, 25, rp (67 G, -9.7 PRAA/300)
• 7454 Andrew Ilnyckyj, 26, rp (67 G, -3.9 PRAA/300)
• 7820 Francky Vandendriessche, 24, rp (66 G, -7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7963 Kyscu Drake, 20, rp (46 G, -21.2 PRAA/300)
• 8044 Dinesh Chugtai, 21, rp (15 G, -8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7871 Captain Jack Harkness, 20, rp (who?)
• 8026 Rose Tyler, 18, rp (who?)
• 8091 Bertram Gilfoyle, 19, rp (who?)