Roster for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:

Catchers:

• 7211 Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, 31, c (447 G, 0.6 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 7049 Bradley Hitler-Smith, 32, 1b (422 G, 0.7 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40)
• 7775 Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 26, 1b (265 G, 1.6 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7453 Vincent Adultman, 28, 2b (375 G, 1.0 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40)
• 7522 Jeff Mangum, 25, 3b (152 G, 2.7 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7415 Sebastian St. Clair, 25, ss (319 G, 3.8 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7659 Mr. Peanutbutter, 27, lf (302 G, -0.9 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 8048 Pinky Penguin, 22, lf (119 G, -0.8 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40)
• 7224 Copernicus, 29, cf (320 G, 2.0 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7888 Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, 22, cf (124 G, 0.8 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40)
• 7892 Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, 25, rf (171 G, 1.8 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40)
• 8206 Beatrice Horseman, 20, rf (28 G, -3.1 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40)

Starters:

• 8135 Lenny Turteltaub, 18, sp (28 G, -17.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7503 Diane Nguyen, 27, mr (175 G, 6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7929 Stefani Stilton, 23, mr (77 G, -9.1 PRAA/300)
• 7300 Todd Chavez, 30, rp (240 G, 8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7771 Henry Winkler, 25, rp (134 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7709 McGruff the Crime Dog, 23, rp (114 G, -7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7853 Marshmello, 21, rp (69 G, -7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8041 Charlotte Moore, 21, rp (60 G, 3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8270 Quentin Tarantulino, 20, rp (14 G, 11.5 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 8144 Herb Kazzaz, 19, 3b (11 G, -6.5 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 8273 Crackerjack Sugarman, 19, 2b (4 G, -13.0 DR/40, -22.0 OR/40)
• 8053 Stingray Liotta, 19, ss
• 8134 Scott Wolf, 18, lf (who?)
• 8177 Irving Jannings, 21, cf
• 8106 Mark Sheehan, 18, rp (who?)