Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 7156 Ferdinand, 30, c (380 G, 0.3 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7514 Anthony Stewart Head, 28, c (149 G, 0.4 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7786 Craig Owens, 26, c (125 G, -4.1 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 8152 Damien Duff, 21, c (37 G, -9.4 DR/40, -9.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7842 Jurj Clooners, 21, c

Infielders:

• 7517 Beth March, 24, 1b (48 G, -0.8 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 8022 Maggie Gyllenhaal, 21, 1b (33 G, -7.4 DR/40, -9.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 8074 Groth-Golka, 23, 1b (12 G, 1.0 DR/40, -16.0 OR/40)
• 8225 Mark Madsen, 18, 1b
• 6868 Žigmund Pálffy, 33, 2b (590 G, -1.4 DR/40, 4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6952 Damian Lillard, 32, 2b (532 G, 0.3 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6969 Jusuf Nurkić, 31, 2b (194 G, -0.7 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 8069 Marsha Hunt, 23, 2b (36 G, 2.0 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7928 Virgilia, 24, 2b (33 G, -1.2 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 8156 Dilshad Vadsaria, 20, 2b (who?)
• 7025 Pat LaFontaine, 31, 3b (524 G, -1.6 DR/40, 7.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7011 Matthew Shultz, 32, 3b (406 G, -0.8 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7829 Mel Blanc, 24, 3b (150 G, -1.6 DR/40, -8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7769 Maury Ballstein, 23, 3b (56 G, -6.4 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40)
• 8277 Tiana Zarlin, 20, 3b
• 6991 Biz Markie, 31, ss (420 G, 4.8 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7488 Alek Wek, 28, ss (162 G, -1.9 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7981 Boy Waterman, 21, ss (14 G, -4.3 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 8057 Ythogtha, 23, ss (11 G, -16.7 DR/40, -14.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6786 Hannah Ferguson, 32, lf (560 G, -0.2 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7212 Coyote Peterson, 31, lf (423 G, 1.3 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7348 Paul Westphal, 29, lf (378 G, -3.1 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7483 Jeff Schroeder, 25, lf (181 G, -4.2 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7830 Cornelius Boza-Edwards, 26, lf (110 G, -0.3 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7864 Brandon Rogers, 23, lf (67 G, -1.1 DR/40, -10.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7970 Gail Goodrich, 23, lf (60 G, -7.3 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 8191 Silkk the Shocker, 19, lf (who?)
• 7091 Sarah Lynn, 31, cf (505 G, -0.5 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40)
• 7289 Sal, 29, cf (198 G, 1.6 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7501 Jessica Biel, 27, cf (75 G, 2.6 DR/40, -9.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7975 Spitting Drake, 21, cf (9 G, -7.1 DR/40, -22.7 OR/40)
• 8233 Black Rob, 18, cf
• 8260 Danny O'Donoghue, 18, cf
• 7222 Miranda, 31, rf (357 G, 0.5 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7431 Del the Funky Homosapien, 27, rf (178 G, -1.0 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 8168 Rashida Scalebane, 19, rf

Starters:

• 6821 Jack the Giant Killer, 35, sp (246 G, 3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6873 Artanis, 34, sp (196 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7167 Gandalf Hernandez, 32, sp (184 G, 1.4 PRAA/300)
• 7105 Walter Tkaczuk, 32, sp (154 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7491 Crom Cruach, 24, sp (68 G, -14.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7807 Hezârfen Ahmed Çelebi , 26, sp (57 G, -5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7819 Dygra, 22, sp (41 G, -21.5 PRAA/300)
• 7913 Happy Kampire, 24, sp (27 G, -8.1 PRAA/300)
• 8094 Friedrich Nietzsche, 22, sp (20 G, -7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7980 Missy, 22, sp (5 G, -15.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8043 Marcus Butler, 19, sp (who?)
• 8255 Joseph Sugarman, 21, sp

Relievers:

• 7144 Grant-Lee Phillips, 29, mr (231 G, -1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7140 Blackitt, 32, mr (225 G, 2.1 PRAA/300)
• 7497 Belial, 28, mr (152 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7882 Jacques Charles, 21, mr (20 G, -19.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6835 George Sears, 32, rp (337 G, 0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7047 Baron Von Count, 32, rp (290 G, -0.4 PRAA/300)
• 7114 Jamez Brickhouse, 32, rp (261 G, -1.0 PRAA/300)
• 6985 Fred Savage, 34, rp (259 G, 7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7113 Pau Gasol, 30, rp (240 G, 6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7059 Rolf Jacob Sartorius, 32, rp (207 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7235 Rustu Recber, 31, rp (190 G, 8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7441 Jeff Hornacek, 27, rp (155 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7525 Dr. Piglet, 28, rp (150 G, 0.9 PRAA/300)
• 7457 Skylar Grey, 28, rp (134 G, 2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7524 Karen Pelly, 25, rp (102 G, -9.5 PRAA/300)
• 7530 Fabien Barthez, 25, rp (59 G, -10.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7872 Nikya of the Old Ways, 22, rp (44 G, -19.8 PRAA/300)
• 8031 Hans-Joerg Butt, 19, rp (8 G, -26.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8122 Jay Johnston, 21, rp (who?)