Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 7678 Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, 25, c (265 G, 1.2 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 7487 Hector Macho Camacho, 25, 1b (253 G, 1.7 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40)
• 7664 Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 27, 2b (262 G, 0.2 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40)
• 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 29, 3b (367 G, 0.3 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 8209 Joe L'Official, 20, 3b (42 G, 1.7 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40)
• 7558 Salami Blessing, 25, ss (169 G, -3.3 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40)
• 7934 General Booty, 23, ss (160 G, -0.4 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 8000 Atilla Freska, 23, lf (149 G, -2.9 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40)
• 8089 Cory Phast Lane, 21, lf (121 G, -3.1 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40)
• 7179 Chardonnay Beaver, 28, cf (294 G, -0.3 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40)
• 7396 Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 27, rf (356 G, -1.7 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40)
• 7870 Steele Fortress, 25, rf (96 G, -12.2 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40)

Starters:

• 7311 Reverend Hobbit Forrest, 27, sp (118 G, -6.0 PRAA/300)
• 7909 Candy Button Disco, 24, sp (76 G, 2.3 PRAA/300)
• 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 20, sp (14 G, -4.2 PRAA/300)
• 8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 19, sp (13 G, -4.6 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 7948 Cameo Crispi, 23, mr (82 G, 0.3 PRAA/300)
• 7781 Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, 25, rp (138 G, 7.8 PRAA/300)
• 7682 Oozi Cats, 26, rp (122 G, -8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8158 Penny Nickel, 20, rp (35 G, -18.7 PRAA/300)
• 8238 Voltaire Casino, 20, rp (22 G, -17.4 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 8166 Surender Nada, 22, cf (65 G, 3.8 DR/40, -15.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7784 MC Hammer, 22, 2b (47 G, -14.0 DR/40, -10.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 21, 1b (28 G, 0.6 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)
• 8163 Census Johnston, 18, 1b (who?)
• 8138 Joylord Gumbie, 18, sp (who?)
• 8101 Syncere Friends, 19, 1b