Roster for San Jose Sexwales:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 7487 Hector Macho Camacho, 26, 1b (288 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -6.6 ORAP/40)
- 8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 22, 1b (64 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40)
- 7664 Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 28, 2b (299 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40)
- 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 30, 3b (400 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8209 Joe L'Official, 21, 3b (75 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -6.8 ORAP/40)
- 7934 General Booty, 24, ss (207 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)
- 7558 Salami Blessing, 26, ss (206 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40)
Outfielders:
- 8000 Atilla Freska, 24, lf (188 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40)
- 8089 Cory Phast Lane, 22, lf (163 GP, -3.9 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40)
- 8166 Surender Nada, 23, cf (101 GP, 3.4 DRAP/40, -10.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7396 Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 28, rf (373 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40)
Starters:
- 7909 Candy Button Disco, 25, sp (509 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 21, sp (169 IP, 0.1 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 20, sp (160 IP, -5.0 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8293 Miraculous Powers, 20, sp (96 IP, 6.3 PRAA/100 IP)
Relievers:
- 7948 Cameo Crispi, 24, mr (159 IP, -2.6 PRAA/100 IP)
- 7682 Oozi Cats, 27, rp (284 IP, -8.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7781 Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, 26, rp (168 IP, 7.4 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8356 Dr. Kim Nazi, 21, rp (18 IP, 3.3 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8290 Jasmine Squirrel, 21, rp (11 IP, -18.9 PRAA/100 IP)
Minors:
- 7870 Steele Fortress, 26, rf (114 GP, -9.9 DRAP/40, -6.4 ORAP/40)
- 8163 Census Johnston, 19, 1b (who?)
- 8138 Joylord Gumbie, 19, sp (who?)
- 8330 Jonathan Anomaly, 18, 3b
- 8289 Billie-Jo Skeleton, 20, cf
- 8101 Syncere Friends, 20, 1b