Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 6966 Blanca Padilla, 32, c (601 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7335 Byatis, 31, c (433 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 7.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7414 Josh Chan, 28, c (378 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7541 Naru Meha, 28, c (182 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)
• 8243 The White Witch, 22, c (47 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -9.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8227 Tyronn Lue, 21, c (18 GP, -3.6 DRAP/40, -7.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7130 Othmar Garithos, 29, 1b (445 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 5.8 ORAP/40)
• 7535 Jo March, 27, 1b (314 GP, -2.7 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7120 Chandra North, 30, 1b (290 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -3.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7398 Dan Majerle, 30, 1b (183 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7893 Albatross!, 25, 1b (139 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)
• 7849 Ghadamon, 25, 1b (86 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -8.7 ORAP/40)
• 7401 James Cromwell, 30, 2b (358 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7861 Veronica Varekova, 26, 2b (194 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7784 MC Hammer, 23, 2b (55 GP, -12.9 DRAP/40, -9.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7110 Daniela Braga, 31, 3b (578 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7353 Imperius, 30, 3b (337 GP, -3.3 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7761 Diego Forlan Corazo, 26, 3b (276 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40)
• 8006 Crackling Drake, 25, 3b (74 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -7.6 ORAP/40)
• 7777 Black Sheep, 27, 3b (62 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7430 Walter Centeno Corea, 29, ss (430 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7255 Foxy Brown, 29, ss (278 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7725 Shoshanna Shapiro, 27, ss (195 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -5.5 ORAP/40)
• 7788 Emile Hirsch, 25, ss (93 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8011 Gol-goroth, 25, ss (40 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -4.9 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 7084 Joshua, 32, lf (511 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 7.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7158 Prospero, 30, lf (464 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7371 Da Brat, 28, lf (260 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8171 Face of Boe, 23, lf (79 GP, 5.6 DRAP/40, -13.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8347 Gosta Dirk, 21, lf
• 8173 Devyn Abdullah, 20, lf
• 6973 Overmind, 34, cf (587 GP, 5.8 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7034 Muradin Bronzebeard, 31, cf (428 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, 6.7 ORAP/40)
• 7179 Chardonnay Beaver, 29, cf (294 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40)
• 7243 Matt Drudge, 28, cf (229 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7341 Dan Auerbach, 27, cf (173 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7850 Yang Chen, 24, cf (124 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8177 Irving Jannings, 22, cf
• 6961 Miss Clavel, 32, rf (483 GP, -3.3 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7768 Jimmy Wong, 23, rf (131 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8112 AC Green, 23, rf (21 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -17.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8155 Rasputin Dreamweaver, 21, rf (15 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, -11.5 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 6992 Forbes Thor Kiddoo, 35, sp (1149 IP, 8.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7095 Widow Douglas, 32, sp (1021 IP, 1.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7188 Caroline Kennedy, 32, sp (994 IP, 0.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7200 Fabio Cannavaro, 30, sp (563 IP, -4.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7262 Lady Gaga, 31, sp (548 IP, -0.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7311 Reverend Hobbit Forrest, 28, sp (472 IP, -8.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7720 Amare Stoudemire, 27, sp (400 IP, -4.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7543 Elle Mills, 25, sp (272 IP, -13.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7562 Pickles Aplenty, 25, sp (272 IP, -15.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8005 Stipe Pletikosa, 22, sp (177 IP, -18.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7954 Golda Meir, 21, sp (143 IP, -16.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8230 Zac Efron, 21, sp (49 IP, -37.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7983 Drake Bell, 21, sp (who?)
• 8269 Sasha Alsberg, 19, sp

Relievers:

• 7236 Shigeru Miyamoto, 32, mr (502 IP, 0.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7994 Fblthp the Lost, 24, mr (211 IP, -25.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7227 Tanya Mityushina, 31, mr (190 IP, 0.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7901 Theodor Herzl, 22, mr (131 IP, -13.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8228 Márton Stromgald, 20, mr (who?)
• 6392 June Carter Cash, 38, rp (1387 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 6972 Rob McElhenney, 32, rp (476 IP, 5.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 6865 Josh Gad, 34, rp (414 IP, 9.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7409 Slimefoot the Stowaway, 29, rp (281 IP, 6.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 6919 Ashley Clements, 33, rp (276 IP, 3.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7181 Babar, 32, rp (254 IP, 4.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7511 Danitha Capashen, 29, rp (226 IP, 5.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7771 Henry Winkler, 26, rp (204 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7875 J.J. Abrams, 24, rp (76 IP, -8.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7814 Humpty Dumpty, 23, rp (53 IP, -14.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8158 Penny Nickel, 21, rp (50 IP, -30.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8256 Emanuel Swedenborg, 22, rp (18 IP, -38.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)