Catchers:

• 7678 Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, 26, c

Infielders:

• 7487 Hector Macho Camacho, 26, 1b
• 8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 22, 1b
• 7664 Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 28, 2b
• 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 30, 3b
• 8209 Joe L'Official, 21, 3b
• 7934 General Booty, 24, ss
• 7558 Salami Blessing, 26, ss

Outfielders:

• 8000 Atilla Freska, 24, lf
• 8089 Cory Phast Lane, 22, lf
• 8166 Surender Nada, 23, cf
• 7396 Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 28, rf

Starters:

• 7909 Candy Button Disco, 25, sp
• 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 21, sp
• 8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 20, sp
• 8293 Miraculous Powers, 20, sp

Relievers:

• 7948 Cameo Crispi, 24, mr
• 7682 Oozi Cats, 27, rp
• 7781 Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, 26, rp
• 8356 Dr. Kim Nazi, 21, rp
• 8290 Jasmine Squirrel, 21, rp

Minors:

• 7870 Steele Fortress, 26, rf
• 8163 Census Johnston, 19, 1b
• 8138 Joylord Gumbie, 19, sp
• 8330 Jonathan Anomaly, 18, 3b
• 8289 Billie-Jo Skeleton, 20, cf
• 8101 Syncere Friends, 20, 1b

End of season.