Catchers:

• 7678 Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, 25, c

Infielders:

• 7487 Hector Macho Camacho, 25, 1b
• 7664 Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 27, 2b
• 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 29, 3b
• 8209 Joe L'Official, 20, 3b
• 7558 Salami Blessing, 25, ss
• 7934 General Booty, 23, ss

Outfielders:

• 8000 Atilla Freska, 23, lf
• 8089 Cory Phast Lane, 21, lf
• 7179 Chardonnay Beaver, 28, cf
• 7396 Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 27, rf
• 7870 Steele Fortress, 25, rf

Starters:

• 7311 Reverend Hobbit Forrest, 27, sp
• 7909 Candy Button Disco, 24, sp
• 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 20, sp
• 8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 19, sp

Relievers:

• 7948 Cameo Crispi, 23, mr
• 7781 Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, 25, rp
• 7682 Oozi Cats, 26, rp
• 8158 Penny Nickel, 20, rp
• 8238 Voltaire Casino, 20, rp

Minors:

• 8166 Surender Nada, 22, cf
• 7784 MC Hammer, 22, 2b
• 8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 21, 1b
• 8163 Census Johnston, 18, 1b
• 8138 Joylord Gumbie, 18, sp
• 8101 Syncere Friends, 19, 1b

End of season.