Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 7678 Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, 27, c (362 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 23, 1b (106 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40)
• 8163 Census Johnston, 20, 1b (34 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8273 Crackerjack Sugarman, 21, 2b (36 GP, -5.8 DRAP/40, 4.2 ORAP/40)
• 8209 Joe L'Official, 22, 3b (115 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40)
• 7934 General Booty, 25, ss (250 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40)
• 7558 Salami Blessing, 27, ss (239 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 8089 Cory Phast Lane, 23, lf (192 GP, -3.3 DRAP/40, 4.1 ORAP/40)
• 8000 Atilla Freska, 25, cf (235 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40)
• 8166 Surender Nada, 24, cf (133 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -6.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8289 Billie-Jo Skeleton, 21, cf (41 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -7.1 ORAP/40)
• 7870 Steele Fortress, 27, rf (151 GP, -7.9 DRAP/40, -4.7 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 7909 Candy Button Disco, 26, sp (586 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 22, sp (273 IP, -0.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8293 Miraculous Powers, 21, sp (200 IP, 6.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8462 Boats Botes, 21, mr (54 IP, -11.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7682 Oozi Cats, 28, rp (314 IP, -6.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7781 Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, 27, rp (182 IP, 6.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8356 Dr. Kim Nazi, 22, rp (40 IP, 3.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8455 Darwin Tobacco, 20, rp (26 IP, -4.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8439 Sir'Zion Dance, 19, rp (18 IP, -10.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 21, sp (160 IP, -5.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8290 Jasmine Squirrel, 22, rp (11 IP, -18.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8101 Syncere Friends, 21, 1b (7 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -10.9 ORAP/40)
• 8138 Joylord Gumbie, 20, sp (who?)
• 8330 Jonathan Anomaly, 19, 3b
• 8422 Reverend Dongo Pewee, 20, cf