Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 8332 Mason Cook, 19, c (31 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7478 Chiwetel Ejiofor, 28, 1b (354 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7254 Little Bear, 28, 2b (270 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7817 John Pizzarelli, 24, 2b (143 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7301 Tiberius, 30, 3b (437 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -0.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7537 Cthugha, 27, 3b (317 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7127 Tippi Hedren, 29, ss (388 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7542 Meg March, 25, ss (264 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7428 David Trezeguet, 27, lf (365 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7146 Bruce Campbell, 29, cf (449 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, 5.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7689 Leandro Barbosa, 26, cf (147 GP, -4.4 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7740 Jennifer Hall, 28, rf (356 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, 7.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7741 Paul Schneider, 27, rf (153 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 31, sp (1428 IP, 9.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 6668 Snoop Dogg, 34, sp (1367 IP, 2.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7199 Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, 30, sp (1024 IP, 4.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7153 Teemu Selanne, 29, mr (545 IP, 13.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7508 Fan Zhiyi, 27, mr (470 IP, 3.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7087 Bill Burr, 31, rp (480 IP, 12.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7421 Verix Bladewing, 28, rp (309 IP, 3.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7452 The Grinch, 29, rp (284 IP, 10.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 7288 Asa Romson, 28, lf (272 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7683 Father Bear, 27, 2b (221 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40)
• 8045 Odette Anabelle, 23, rf (32 GP, -7.0 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40)
• 8358 Daniel Gygax, 17, lf (who?)
• 8355 Twista, 17, 1b (who?)
• 8367 John Noble, 19, 1b (who?)