Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 6848 Esther, 32, c (667 G, -1.2 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7541 Naru Meha, 27, c (177 G, 0.3 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 7478 Chiwetel Ejiofor, 27, 1b (329 G, 0.6 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7401 James Cromwell, 29, 2b (358 G, 0.4 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7301 Tiberius, 29, 3b (403 G, 3.2 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7430 Walter Centeno Corea, 28, ss (417 G, 1.2 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7127 Tippi Hedren, 28, ss (379 G, 3.2 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7288 Asa Romson, 27, lf (254 G, 2.5 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6973 Overmind, 33, cf (587 G, 5.8 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7146 Bruce Campbell, 28, cf (411 G, 0.5 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 8029 Joey King, 22, cf (60 G, 0.6 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7740 Jennifer Hall, 27, rf (311 G, -2.9 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7741 Paul Schneider, 26, rf (115 G, 1.3 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6668 Snoop Dogg, 33, sp (269 G, 1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7199 Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, 29, sp (188 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7262 Lady Gaga, 30, sp (148 G, -0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 6972 Rob McElhenney, 31, rp (330 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7087 Bill Burr, 30, rp (313 G, 10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7452 The Grinch, 28, rp (210 G, 9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7409 Slimefoot the Stowaway, 28, rp (207 G, 5.6 PRAA/300)
• 7753 Ron Funches, 26, rp (146 G, 8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7508 Fan Zhiyi, 26, mr (194 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7188 Caroline Kennedy, 31, sp (166 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7236 Shigeru Miyamoto, 31, mr (142 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8045 Odette Anabelle, 22, rf (30 G, -7.6 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)
• 8184 Ashley Eckstein, 19, ss (who?)
• 8283 Ben Best, 20, rp