Roster for San Jose Sexwales:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 8163 Census Johnston, 21, 1b (73 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8273 Crackerjack Sugarman, 22, 2b (77 GP, -3.4 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40)
- 8209 Joe L'Official, 23, 3b (154 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40)
- 7934 General Booty, 26, ss (293 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)
- 7558 Salami Blessing, 28, ss (274 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40)
Outfielders:
- 8089 Cory Phast Lane, 24, lf (229 GP, -2.7 DRAP/40, 3.7 ORAP/40)
- 7961 Francesco Totti, 27, cf (303 GP, 4.0 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8000 Atilla Freska, 26, cf (276 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40)
- 8166 Surender Nada, 25, cf (175 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -6.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8289 Billie-Jo Skeleton, 22, cf (73 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -5.4 ORAP/40)
- 8422 Reverend Dongo Pewee, 21, cf (27 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40)
Starters:
- 7909 Candy Button Disco, 27, sp (673 IP, 3.3 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 23, sp (306 IP, 0.6 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8293 Miraculous Powers, 22, sp (298 IP, 10.4 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 22, sp (261 IP, 1.6 PRAA/100 IP)
Relievers:
- 8462 Boats Botes, 22, mr (72 IP, -11.1 PRAA/100 IP)
- 7682 Oozi Cats, 29, rp (347 IP, -4.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8474 Darthvader Williamson, 21, rp (34 IP, 11.8 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8439 Sir'Zion Dance, 20, rp (27 IP, -6.1 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8455 Darwin Tobacco, 21, rp (26 IP, -4.2 PRAA/100 IP)
Minors:
- 8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 24, 1b (106 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40)
- 8356 Dr. Kim Nazi, 23, rp (58 IP, -6.9 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8138 Joylord Gumbie, 21, sp (18 IP, -32.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8330 Jonathan Anomaly, 20, 3b
- 8541 Andromeda Dunker, 19, 2b
- 8523 Pope McCorkle III, 18, 2b