Catchers:

• 7678 Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, 28, c

Infielders:

• 8163 Census Johnston, 21, 1b
• 8273 Crackerjack Sugarman, 22, 2b
• 8209 Joe L'Official, 23, 3b
• 7934 General Booty, 26, ss
• 7558 Salami Blessing, 28, ss

Outfielders:

• 8089 Cory Phast Lane, 24, lf
• 7961 Francesco Totti, 27, cf
• 8000 Atilla Freska, 26, cf
• 8166 Surender Nada, 25, cf
• 8289 Billie-Jo Skeleton, 22, cf
• 8422 Reverend Dongo Pewee, 21, cf

Starters:

• 7909 Candy Button Disco, 27, sp
• 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 23, sp
• 8293 Miraculous Powers, 22, sp
• 8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 22, sp

Relievers:

• 8462 Boats Botes, 22, mr
• 7682 Oozi Cats, 29, rp
• 8474 Darthvader Williamson, 21, rp
• 8439 Sir'Zion Dance, 20, rp
• 8455 Darwin Tobacco, 21, rp

Minors:

• 8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 24, 1b
• 8356 Dr. Kim Nazi, 23, rp
• 8138 Joylord Gumbie, 21, sp
• 8330 Jonathan Anomaly, 20, 3b
• 8541 Andromeda Dunker, 19, 2b
• 8523 Pope McCorkle III, 18, 2b

End of season.