Catchers:

• 7678 Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, 29, c

Infielders:

• 8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 25, 1b
• 8273 Crackerjack Sugarman, 23, 2b
• 8541 Andromeda Dunker, 20, 2b
• 8209 Joe L'Official, 24, 3b
• 8330 Jonathan Anomaly, 21, 3b
• 7934 General Booty, 27, ss
• 7558 Salami Blessing, 29, ss

Outfielders:

• 7961 Francesco Totti, 28, cf
• 8000 Atilla Freska, 27, cf
• 8422 Reverend Dongo Pewee, 22, cf
• 8581 Snookie Catholique, 20, cf
• 8166 Surender Nada, 26, rf

Starters:

• 7909 Candy Button Disco, 28, sp
• 8293 Miraculous Powers, 23, sp
• 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 24, sp
• 8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 23, sp

Relievers:

• 8462 Boats Botes, 23, mr
• 7682 Oozi Cats, 30, rp
• 8474 Darthvader Williamson, 22, rp
• 8439 Sir'Zion Dance, 21, rp

Minors:

• 8089 Cory Phast Lane, 25, lf
• 8163 Census Johnston, 22, 1b
• 8356 Dr. Kim Nazi, 24, rp
• 8455 Darwin Tobacco, 22, rp
• 8638 Pope Thrower, 19, c
• 8577 Leviticus Payne, 17, lf

End of season.